Well, this seems vaguely familiar...

Jul 22, 2009 10:48

You know, the last time there was a massive black-out in Midgar, we had a ton of surprises about nine months later.

...I hope you guys have protection.

Just sayin'.

anybody got a match?, where's waldo?, maybe genie's got the right idea, guess i'm a walking flashlight, we're talking population here

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[voice] madsciencemaou July 23 2009, 01:17:05 UTC
Surprises? What kind of surprises? Was some kind of mutagen released?!

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[voice] mustcatchme1st July 23 2009, 02:37:12 UTC
[Slightly incredulous with disbelief.]

...Where exactly do you guys come from?! Don't they teach you about these things?

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[voice] madsciencemaou July 23 2009, 02:42:21 UTC
So these power outages are common, are they? Rrgh, how annoying!

I'm from the Nether Institute, Evil Academy, the most prestigious school in all the Netherworlds! I don't see why anyone would have to learn about some stupid blackout if it doesn't even do anything interesting.

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Re: [voice] mustcatchme1st July 23 2009, 02:54:16 UTC
That's not what I said! This thing, this whole thing's pretty much a new show. We've never had a black out before, all right?

[Eeeerch.]

Wait. You're from what academy?

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[voice] madsciencemaou July 23 2009, 02:59:41 UTC
Then don't say it like it's a common thing! And stop avoiding the question! What surprises?

Heh heh... The Nether Institute, Evil Academy!

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[voice] mustcatchme1st July 23 2009, 03:06:12 UTC
I'm not avoiding the question! It's not my fault you guys are clueless. I mean, if I had a guide, I'd loan you one. Seriously. But I'm fresh out of guides.

...Riiight. And how's that goin' for you?

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[voice] madsciencemaou July 23 2009, 03:17:14 UTC
There are guides for these sorts of situations? Why would you need a guide?

Considering I'm the dean, I'd say it's going quite nicely.

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[voice] mustcatchme1st July 23 2009, 03:32:35 UTC
I guess some people are worried about whether they're doing it right or not. Plus, there's just some facts you're better off getting from a book. Trust me on that one.

...No joke? You're the dean?

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[voice] madsciencemaou July 23 2009, 04:47:13 UTC
Tch, it's just a power outage. Unless... This is about the "surprise" isn't it?

Of course I am!

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[voice] mustcatchme1st July 23 2009, 15:36:24 UTC
[Soft sound of skin on skin- most likely a result of that thing called a facepalm.]

...Just let it go, friend. If you're not up on the scale about it by this point, I doubt you'll have to worry about those "surprises".

Then I guess I can safely blame you for the lack of required education. Poor form, man. Seriously poor form. Sounds like you need to update your curriculum.

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[voice] madsciencemaou July 23 2009, 23:16:42 UTC
That doesn't make any sense! Just tell me already!

D-don't go blaming me for this! If I don't know what kind of surprise you're talking about, how the hell could I make sure they're taught it?!

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[voice] mustcatchme1st July 24 2009, 04:30:56 UTC
No way! I might look it, but I'm not that kind of a guy!

And you're the dean. It's like your gods given RESPONSIBILITY to find out.

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[voice] madsciencemaou July 24 2009, 05:55:08 UTC
HOW CAN I FIND OUT IF YOU WON'T TELL ME ANYTHING?!

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[voice] mustcatchme1st July 24 2009, 15:22:57 UTC
I don't know. Maybe ask your mama? I mean, that is part of their job description.

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[voice] madsciencemaou July 26 2009, 03:49:47 UTC
Ask my... mom? What do mothers have to do with any of this? What do they know about these "surprises?"

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