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[mustbemad]

Oh, gracious. You know... not even my Mistress spoiled me so. Perhaps especially not, now that I say it.

If this continues, I'll have to consider myself rather the popular cat. I don't really like chocolate, though. It's not my thing- and though the flowers smell rather heady... it's quite intoxicating.

My favorites are this and this-

Comments

[notflynn]

[Cat ears cat ears cat ears cat ears]

Must be the ears.

[mustbemad]

My ears?

[notflynn]

Yeah. A lot of people probably find them pretty charming.

I'M SORRY, BUT HE'S SHOWING INTEREST -

[mad_here]

...would you like a cat?

oh my god you'd be putting Cheshire in danger of molestation

[notflynn]

You talking about this guy in particular?

..................he likes it. canonically.

[mad_here]

He's an old cat, but he doesn't come with fleas. I think. I know for sure.

...Yuri is so. tempted alksdjlaskjda

[notflynn]

Shouldn't he decide that kinda thing for himself?

CAREFUL YURI, HE LIKES BEDS

[mad_here]

I'm his... guardian.

THEY HAVE THE ROOM 8(

[notflynn]

Is that right.

So what's wrong with him?

x)

[mad_here]

Nothing! He's just... too big for me to take care of.

[notflynn]

Well, it's not like we don't have the space to invite someone new.

[mad_here]

He doesn't eat a lot, either! In fact, he settles for scraps. And his ears are very soft. Although it would take a pervert to touch them.

[notflynn]

Soft, huh.

Not that the food thing's a problem, either. I doubt anyone can out-eat a certain friend of mine.

OH LOOK ALICE IS CATCHING ON

[mad_here]

...do you like soft things?

THE CAT EARS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS aldskj

[notflynn]

Who doesn't?

............................: )

[mad_here]

His tail is soft too.