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Oh, gracious. You know... not even my Mistress spoiled me so. Perhaps especially not, now that I say it.

If this continues, I'll have to consider myself rather the popular cat. I don't really like chocolate, though. It's not my thing- and though the flowers smell rather heady... it's quite intoxicating.

My favorites are this and this-

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totally typing with one hand because he's too busy EATING THE CAT'S CHOCOLATE WITH THE OTHER

[mad_here]

Shhutip

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I can tell someone's mouth is full!

1/2

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I'Mn ot talkking how can y u tell?

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There's NOTHNG To tell1!

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Someone's been in my chocolates- it's obvious, you know. Anyone can see- a cat and a pig!

[mad_here]

Who's desperate enough to count the chocolates he gets?

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A very hungry man- but that's not how I know!

[mad_here]

How... how do you know?

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A cat cannot give away all his trade secrets, Alice.

[mad_here]

Then a cat has no evidence.

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Unless dear Alice has another explanation for his behavior?

A bit occupied, were you?

[mad_here]

I don't have to explain my behaviour to you, do I?

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If we're to have a trial- though, the Queen of Hearts isn't here to preside.

[mad_here]

...I don't need to hear that name.

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I suppose I'll let it slide- the chocolates.

[mad_here]

Wait a minute - you're not doing me any favours!