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I have been trying my best to be a respectable house cat these days, but it seems no matter my intent, such a thing simply isn't quite the role for me.
For those who would not know, The Duchess has arrived. A most polite Mistress, so, Alice? Pray cease trying to give me away, would you? There's no loophole for you anymore.
Likewise- you could stop trying to foist her on others, as well.
Unless you feel like dressing up like a fish- you could make a cute "gyo, gyo", right?
Goodness, but it's hard for a pet to make money. I suppose I will start charging for petting my ears. Discounts available for frequent customers.
Say.
I am taking advice, though. As a pet, I am the closest to a servant, I imagine, that my mistress has. So one ought be informed. Recommendations, for the mistress, if you please.
For those who would not know, The Duchess has arrived. A most polite Mistress, so, Alice? Pray cease trying to give me away, would you? There's no loophole for you anymore.
Likewise- you could stop trying to foist her on others, as well.
Unless you feel like dressing up like a fish- you could make a cute "gyo, gyo", right?
Goodness, but it's hard for a pet to make money. I suppose I will start charging for petting my ears. Discounts available for frequent customers.
Say.
I am taking advice, though. As a pet, I am the closest to a servant, I imagine, that my mistress has. So one ought be informed. Recommendations, for the mistress, if you please.