[Pre-Harry Potter AU uh STUFF]
[SOMEWHERE DEEP IN. . .SOME UNSPECIFIED LAB there is one VERY POWERFUL wizard doing uh. . .STUFF. Spooky]
[But wait! This STUFF apparently involves the DARK ARTS. Let's see what comes out of it!]
...eye of newt. Really now, has any SUCCESSFUL wizard ever had eye of newt when it counts? I bet I can just use Splenda.
[But wait! This STUFF apparently involves the DARK ARTS. Let's see what comes out of it!]
...eye of newt. Really now, has any SUCCESSFUL wizard ever had eye of newt when it counts? I bet I can just use Splenda.