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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
I hope that worked to summon your attention because this post is important. We have finally decided to put you out of your suspense and announce the time and date for the SECOND ANNUAL MUST BE RAWR AWARDS! We apologise for the delay, but we have been busy and our award maker slave Jude can only work so slow. Don't worry, we threatened that he would no longer be able to grope thighs, and he quickly finished his task.
The award ceremony will be held Monday, 31 May 2004 at 6 PM PST, 9 PM EST or 2 AM GMT. Yes, we realise that it's Memorial Day, and but keep in mind that that's mighty late for little old me to be awake, so you'd best appreciate the effort. I will be sugared out of my mind just to attend, so there. If you cannot attend, please appoint someone to accept your award for you. We will not accept prerecorded acceptance speeches because you don't know if you've won yet or not, ponce. If for some Godawful reason you can't figure out what time that would be in your time zone in Zimbabwe, please feel free to use this HANDY, DANDY WORLD CLOCK absolutely free!
Attire is strictly semi-formal. Let's not have any nipple flashes, alright? We're a family show.
I hope that worked to summon your attention because this post is important. We have finally decided to put you out of your suspense and announce the time and date for the SECOND ANNUAL MUST BE RAWR AWARDS! We apologise for the delay, but we have been busy and our award maker slave Jude can only work so slow. Don't worry, we threatened that he would no longer be able to grope thighs, and he quickly finished his task.
The award ceremony will be held Monday, 31 May 2004 at 6 PM PST, 9 PM EST or 2 AM GMT. Yes, we realise that it's Memorial Day, and but keep in mind that that's mighty late for little old me to be awake, so you'd best appreciate the effort. I will be sugared out of my mind just to attend, so there. If you cannot attend, please appoint someone to accept your award for you. We will not accept prerecorded acceptance speeches because you don't know if you've won yet or not, ponce. If for some Godawful reason you can't figure out what time that would be in your time zone in Zimbabwe, please feel free to use this HANDY, DANDY WORLD CLOCK absolutely free!
Attire is strictly semi-formal. Let's not have any nipple flashes, alright? We're a family show.