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[retiredment]

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[revodouchenary]

( HOLD YOUR BALLS AND CONQUER A DEAD KINGDOM GUYS, IT'S MOTHAFUCKING AU HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT ZHONG HUI. MMYEA HE'S NOT IN A GODDAMN ARMOR NO MORE CUZ DUH IT'S NOT CHINA AND INSTEAD OF SHOOTING ARROWS THIS MOFO IS SHOOTING SPITBALLS AT YOUR FACE BECAUSE HE'S THE SMARTEST AND BESTEST STUDENT AND LIKEWISE THIS BAMF DON'T NEED TO BE IN A CLASS

but he is enjoying lunch. go bother him as you will. )

[bronevolence]

[are we trash-talking deng ai today]

[revodouchenary]

( yes please?? )

Oh, you again. ( that's an invitation. )

[bronevolence]

[completely unfazed as he takes a seat. he's used to zhong hui being a mean girl.]

Hi.

[revodouchenary]

( by the time jiang's seated, he already has some food in his mouth, chewing carefully until he can swallow enough to speak. the fork he's holding waves around as he begins. )

You know what that idiot of a teacher Mr. Deng told me today? That if we were in the Three Kingdoms period and were to race to Chengdu, I would have a hard time catching up to him because of his knowledge of map-reading. Hmph! I should've have never taken that damn cartography elective. I'm dropping out.

[bronevolence]

[opening up his own lunch and already nodding in agreement.]

I can't even stay awake in his geography class.

[revodouchenary]

( another bite from his plate. )

Why is he even a teacher. I can be his teacher.

[bronevolence]

You'd definitely be more interesting.

[sure, mostly because he'd bitch out anyone who looked like they weren't listening, but DETAILS]

what am i doing anymore.

[revodouchenary]

Wouldn't I? I definitely wouldn't be wrapping a bandanna around my head as if it's still cool. The current fashion trend is double pony-tails, anyway. In fact...

( Leans back on his chair to check out Jiang Wei's hairdo. ...What is that. )

...Why don't you have it.

SCREAM (whatever it is, i endorse you continuing to do it)

[bronevolence]

[....shrug]

I don't like to spend that much time on it, I guess? Wearing it this way is easier.

zhong hui is totally a queen bee

[revodouchenary]

Hmph. You should keep up with the trends. Otherwise, people will look down upon your sense of worldly awareness. Don't get stuck in 2005.

sob yessssss

[bronevolence]

Well, you've always been better at that sort of thing.

[revodouchenary]

Of course I am! That's why you're lucky to be under my wing. It would have been atrocious if you continued on without me. Here, look at this:

( opens up iphone. yes. the new one. because this shit is upgraded. skims through his pictures... and there it is. this is what you see.

[bronevolence]

[OH GOD ARE YOU GOING TO HOLD THAT OVER HIS HEAD FOREVER, JESUS]

It always does that when I get out of the shower! Fighting it into doing something else takes forever.

[revodouchenary]

( FOREVER. And this is the picture that will be all over the school should Jiang Wei ever try to backstab him. )

I suppose the hairgel I'd given you works, yes? It makes your hair silky smooth with a slick shine. You could use that to your advantage with the less-than-average girls here, but no. You're always in Zhuge Liang's class or sticking your nose in his books. It's a shame.

[bronevolence]

[OH GDMIT ZHONG HUI, true bros don't take pictures when they're fooling around. and everyone experiments at that age, don't they? ......don't they? :((( ]

Yeah, it works, but... [shrug]