[fic] Hyung, What If I'm Pregnant?

Jun 17, 2009 22:34

Story by: Eiji Satoshi
Pairing: OnKey
Genre: angst? : D
Disclaimer: SHINee (I want to own them!)
Summary: One nite Key Onew is asking, what if he's pregnant ...
Warning: damned engrish and my sleepyhead


"Hyung ..."

"Hmm?"

"What if I am pregnant?"

"... ... .. Huh?"

"We always do that every night. What if it makes me pregnant? "

"... ...."

"Hyung ..."

"Ngggg ... of course .. I ... I will marry you. "

"really?"

"Hmmm ... yes. I will marry you. I will take responsiblity. "

"Oh, Hyung ... male or female? "

"....... Huh? "

"If I am pregnant, you want it to be a boy or girl?"

"Ngggggg ..."

"Hyung ..."

"Ngggggg ..."

"Hyung ~~~!!!"

"Eh .. sorry sorry .. I'm just thinking ... "

"no need to take it too seriuous. You want boy or girl? "

"Boy."

"Why?"

"Because he’d be handsome like me."

"Ah, pabo~~~"

"But I don’t mind if it is a girl. Surely she would be beautiful. Like you. "

"Ah, Hyung ~ ~ ~ what name will you give to a boy?"

"Nggggg ... Jinki junior? "

"Hahaha .. Very uncreative ... "

"Hehehe ..."

"And how about a girl? She must have a beautiful name, Hyung. "

"Ngggg ... Beautiful? "

"Hahaha ... you’re really not creative, Hyung ... "

"Hehehe .."

"Hyung ..."

"Hm?"

".... I’m sleepy. I wanna sleep. "

"Good night, ~ Kibum ah .."

"Good night, Hyung."

"Kibum ~ ah .."

"Yes?"

"are you really pregnant?"

"....."

*** end ***

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