Title: "I'm Gonna..."
Rating: NC-17
Prompt:
luvscharlie's rant on her LJ regarding certain 'orgasmic' phrasing (coming vs. cumming)
Summary: Hermione questions Ron's choice of words
"Shit Hermione, so good ... fuck yeah, I'm gonna cum!"
She released Ron's cock with a loud and painful 'pop' and looked up at him, her eyes narrowed menacingly.
"Ow! Fuck! Why the hell did you stop?"
"What did you say?" she asked, her voice tight.
"Um ... I said it was good?"
"No, after that."
"I said 'fuck', but I always say that. You said I can if I'm naked, remember? And we decided pants off counts and-"
"Yes, I remember. I believe you indicated you were about to ejaculate."
"I was," he pouted. "Said I was gonna cum-"
"How are you spelling it?"
"Spell- Fuck! I don't know. Who cares how I spell it as long as I get to do it? Are you gonna finish or do I need to go wank?"