Congratulations!
Jen and Stephanie, what an awesome recital. And I'm not just saying that because both of you are my friends. Really, I almost cried during some songs (I don't care how faggoty that makes me). But yeah, awesome, awesome job. Even though I ate fucking half of my weight in cantaloupe and matzah at the end of the recital, I did not feel guilt; instead, I felt extremely lucky that I was able to leave work early and enjoy such a wonderful afternoon of music.
That is all.
That is all.