F%*# Me Maybe
Media: Fic
Title: F%*# Me Maybe
Author: musiclover48
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sebastian/Kurt
Spoilers: none
Warnings: AU, sexual suggestions
Word Count: 570
Summary: A few texts (and a phone call) between Kurt and Sebastian)
Author's Note: Written for Kurtbastian Week, Day 6: Texting. It takes place in a future!AU where Kurt & Seb live together in NYC.
- - - -
May 31, 2012 1:44 PM
Hey I just text you & this is crazy, but you're my boyfriend so let's fuck, baby.
(1:45)
I'd find this creative and funny if I didn't completely hate the song.
(1:47)
I get hard when I look right at you baby, but you're my boyfriend so let's fuck, baby.
(1:48)
Okay, Seb you can stop now.
(1:49)
And all the other boys try to chase you, but you're my boyfriend so let's fuck, baby.
(1:52)
You're being ridiculous. Now stop or else we'll never sleep together again.
(1:53)
Fair enough. I think I proved my point.
(1:55)
Sometimes I wonder why I'm with you.
(1:56)
Because we're in love?
(1:57)
Hm good point. You're a pretty decent boyfriend.
(2:00)
I plan on being that way for a while. I'm still gunning for that wedding at the Ritz you promised me.
(2:01)
Haha of course. How could I forget about that?
- -
"Incoming call? What the - Seb, why are you calling me? I'm just across the room from you."
"We were texting each other from across the room and that seemed fine. Plus a phone call is more intimate."
"Is it? You know what else is intimate - getting off of your ass and actually coming over here."
"I'm good. Besides if I was over there I couldn't do this."
"Do what-"
"Hey I just called you and this is crazy, but you're my boyfriend so let's fuck, baby!"
"Don't you dare keep singing-"
"I get hard when I look right at you baby, but you're my boyfriend so let's fuck, baby!"
"If you don't stop, I will leave the apartment right now."
"Hey I just called you - wait! Kurt, don't-"
- -
May 31, 2012 2:15 PM
I'm sorry. Please come back inside, babe.
(2:17)
Finally learned your lesson?
(2:18)
If it gets me out of trouble, then yes.
(2:19)
Thank you. I'll be back once I make a coffee run, boo.
- -
May 31, 2012 :243 PM
I've got the song stuck in my head now. You bastard.
(2:44)
The song rubbed off on you, huh?
(2:46)
Ugh yes and now people are judging me in the coffee shop because I can't stop humming it.
(2:47)
And it's your version so I'm trying my best not to sing it out loud.
(2:49)
Is it wrong that I find this fucking hilarious?
(2:50)
Not really. If the roles were reversed I'd find it funny too.
(2:53)
Well if you've got it stuck in your head, hurry home so we can act it out ;)
(2:55)
On my way right now. I'll text you when I get there.
Title: F%*# Me Maybe
Author: musiclover48
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sebastian/Kurt
Spoilers: none
Warnings: AU, sexual suggestions
Word Count: 570
Summary: A few texts (and a phone call) between Kurt and Sebastian)
Author's Note: Written for Kurtbastian Week, Day 6: Texting. It takes place in a future!AU where Kurt & Seb live together in NYC.
- - - -
May 31, 2012 1:44 PM
Hey I just text you & this is crazy, but you're my boyfriend so let's fuck, baby.
(1:45)
I'd find this creative and funny if I didn't completely hate the song.
(1:47)
I get hard when I look right at you baby, but you're my boyfriend so let's fuck, baby.
(1:48)
Okay, Seb you can stop now.
(1:49)
And all the other boys try to chase you, but you're my boyfriend so let's fuck, baby.
(1:52)
You're being ridiculous. Now stop or else we'll never sleep together again.
(1:53)
Fair enough. I think I proved my point.
(1:55)
Sometimes I wonder why I'm with you.
(1:56)
Because we're in love?
(1:57)
Hm good point. You're a pretty decent boyfriend.
(2:00)
I plan on being that way for a while. I'm still gunning for that wedding at the Ritz you promised me.
(2:01)
Haha of course. How could I forget about that?
- -
"Incoming call? What the - Seb, why are you calling me? I'm just across the room from you."
"We were texting each other from across the room and that seemed fine. Plus a phone call is more intimate."
"Is it? You know what else is intimate - getting off of your ass and actually coming over here."
"I'm good. Besides if I was over there I couldn't do this."
"Do what-"
"Hey I just called you and this is crazy, but you're my boyfriend so let's fuck, baby!"
"Don't you dare keep singing-"
"I get hard when I look right at you baby, but you're my boyfriend so let's fuck, baby!"
"If you don't stop, I will leave the apartment right now."
"Hey I just called you - wait! Kurt, don't-"
- -
May 31, 2012 2:15 PM
I'm sorry. Please come back inside, babe.
(2:17)
Finally learned your lesson?
(2:18)
If it gets me out of trouble, then yes.
(2:19)
Thank you. I'll be back once I make a coffee run, boo.
- -
May 31, 2012 :243 PM
I've got the song stuck in my head now. You bastard.
(2:44)
The song rubbed off on you, huh?
(2:46)
Ugh yes and now people are judging me in the coffee shop because I can't stop humming it.
(2:47)
And it's your version so I'm trying my best not to sing it out loud.
(2:49)
Is it wrong that I find this fucking hilarious?
(2:50)
Not really. If the roles were reversed I'd find it funny too.
(2:53)
Well if you've got it stuck in your head, hurry home so we can act it out ;)
(2:55)
On my way right now. I'll text you when I get there.