I AM INSANE.

Aug 11, 2005 01:48

THE LONGEST FUCKIN SURVEY EVER.

EVERYTHING U NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME... WELL NOT REALLY..

BUT THATS A LOT OF SHIT. LOL

+ what do you think of cheerleading: Its fuckin gay

+ favorite Disney character: Eeyore

+ what brand of deodorant do you use: Secret

+ worst kiss: Johnny

+ anyone you think is homosexual: jordan ahaha

+ do you know anyone named LeRoy: I used to but No

+ do you like Pickles: Not really

+ do you have a website: Yeah but its gay

+ do you watch PORN: Midget Porn!! ahaha

+ are you black: lol No

+ do you wish you were black: Hell no... only because people are so racist against them

+ who you gonna vote for: if I could... eh i dont know

+ do you have your own phone line: No I wish

+ your thoughts on abortion: It's all about choice... if you want to go ahead... even tho its not right

+ do you like britney spears: Noooooooooooo

+ do you want a britney doll: lol wtf hell no

+ if not do you want one for christmas: NOOOOOOOOO

+ What do you want for christmas: a Digital Camera

+ do you have your 2 front teeth: Im not a hillbilly! Yes!

+ what do you want to do with your life: I have no clue

+ ever been butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor: ahah no

+ would you ever get plastic surgery if so on what: no

+ biggest redneck you know: Justin

+ last time you went to the bowling alley: uhm like a week ago

+ last time you were in a hoopdy truck: wtf idk?

+ what perfume/cologne do you wear: anything that smells good

+ do you think forigen accents are sexy: Fuck yes

+ do you like jell-o if so what flavor: MmmM yes.. cherry

+ do you like hot dogs if so do you know whats in them: not really

+ brand of toothpaste: Crest

+ last time you went to the doctor: wow its been awhile... i could be dying!!!!

+ do you think ricki martin is gay: probably not

+ do you think my tractors sexy: No

+ do you have a credit card...? Yes but I cant use it yet

+ do you love your mom: Very Much So

+ do you love your mom as much as norman bates did in PSYCHO?: Ok not that extreme

+ ever taken ballet: Yes

+ favoite juice: Orange Juice!

+ Last time you used the restroom: like an hour ago

+ most attractive person: uhh you! ;)

+ any diseases if so what are they: AIDS. jk none that i know of

+ last book you read...was it good: True Confession of Charlotte Doyle... yes its my favorite book

+ white, dark, or milk choclate: Chocolate Milk!

+ ever dyed your hair: Yep

+ What brand shampoo: Tresemme... or Suave

+ favorite holiday: Christmas or Halloween

+ thing you hate most about your body: My Face

+ do you still play with barbies: uh No

+ last thing or person you rode: Um I rode a car? lol that sounds dumb... and I havent rode a person yet...

+ are men really from mars: ahah hypothetically

+ do you have to do chores if so what are they: vacuum my room, clean my bathroom, and uhh take out the trash

+ last time you smoked: Today

+ last thing you bought: a spicy chicken sandwich from Carls

MORE RANDOM::::::

+ are you stressed out...if so from what: yes... about stupid shit that I shouldnt be stressed out about

+ what do you wear to the beach: uhm a bathing suit

+ do you belive in angels: kinda

+ would you ever join the army: no Army sucks...

+ do you want a puppy: yes

+ ever had a kick me sign on you: probably

+ how about a lick me sign: probably lol

+ Favorite icing: Vanilla

+ are u a flirt: Yes =)

+ last time you were scared: hmm.. tonight..

+ by what?: I thought someone was in my room

+ last party you went to: like 2 weeks ago ... pretty awesome

+ do you do your own laundry: sometimes

+ what detergent do you use: Tide

+ what fabric softner do you use: Downy

+ are your nails real or fake: What nails? ahaha jk Real

+ do you get jiggy with it: ahahah all the time!

+ what do you wish you were named: Julius. Idk it just came to me

+ favorite movie star: Julia Roberts

+ are your parents divorced...if so for what reasons: Nope

+ would you ever wear a waterbra: lol idk no?

+ do you work out: sometimes

+ are u muscular: fuck no im all flab baby

+ are you flabby: Yeah!!!

+ are you fat: In some areas

+ do you take a lot of pictures: When I have a camera

+ favorite tv show? The Simpsons

+ do you want a baby: Not really

+ ever thought u were pregnent: ahahahaha no

+ last time you were sick: uhh im not sure

+ butter or margerine: Butter! Nice and fattening!

+ your feelings on mcdonald chicken nuggets: I love them, I really could care less if its real chicken or not

+ do chinese people really cook cats and dogs: lol yes

+ do you belilve in santa claus: My mom santie clause bitch!!!

+ do you go to a tanning bed: I used to

+ are you in love...with anyone...? Yes, but he lives far away

+ do you have a car: Not yet

+ do you have your license?: Not yet damnitt

+ how do you get around: My mom or friends

+ favorite rugrats character: Tommy duh

+ got milk: maybe.

+ do you sniff markers: hahah no

+ are you dissatisfied with your hair color: yeah it looks like shit now

+ what kind of jewlry do you wear: My grandmas rings.. the ring my mom gave me and a bracelet that says "support out troops"

+ what do you think of *//....//Sync??: I used to love them... but not so much now...

+ have you ever modeled: Nope

+ do you shop in catalogs: No

+ what do you like the opposite sex to wear: Um anything but his birthday suit

+ do you have a cellie: Grr no

+ what do you think of eminem: Hes cool

+ favorite kind of gum: Uhmm i dont know the red one

+ would you ever get a tatoo: Hm yeah

+ do you think lil bow wow is cute: Ew no

+ have you seen charlies angels: Yup

+ what magazines do you get: Seventeen and Teen People

+ do you belive your horoscope: Yeah

+ Whats your sign: Virgo

EVEN MORE RANDOM:::

+ do u like coffee...what kind...what in it: Yeah I like the Caramel Kind

+ do you write in pen or pencil....or markers: Pen

+ are you ghetto: lol fuck that

+ favorite lip gloss: dont have one

+ do you wear a watch: No

+ sunglasses: If i dont break them

+ ever use nair....if so where?: Nope

+ ever been to the mall of america: No but i wanna

+ do you want a leather jacket: No

+ ever ridden a motorcycle: I want to

+ do you think justin timberlake and brittney spears are really togther: They were

+ what you think of bsb?: of what?

+ do you read the chicken soup books: No

+ have you seen the exorsist: Yep

+ are you online a lot: ahah too much

+ do you have an old navy performance fleece: Uh no

+ are you getting tired of doing this: I have nothing else better to do

+ do you buckle up: Yep

+ any siblings: Nope

+ what are their names: um Casper ahaha

+ what are their ages: ?

+ do they wanna fill out our great survey: ?
+ do you know how to yo yo: no but i can hit ppl with it....
+ what color are your panties: panties... ahah black with pink polka dots
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*5 things you are wearing*
1. White T Shirt
2. Bra
3. Shorts
4. Undies
5. Support Our Troops bracelet

*5 things you can see*
1. Water Bottle
2. A Pink Marker
3. Blue Hair Clip
4. Stale Pop Tart
5. The Phone

*5 things you are doing right now*
1. Listening to Music
2. Talking on AIM
3. Drinking Water
4. Filling out This Shit
5. Thinking about eating

*5 things you ate in the last 24 hours*
1. Chicken Sandwich
2. Life Cereal
3. Cold Stone Ice Cream
4. French Fries
5. Hot Cheetos

*5 things you did so far today*
1. Woke up (big accomplishment)
2. Visited Kyle
3. Drove around with Felicia
4. Went to the Mall
5. Went Pee Pee

*5 things you can hear right now*
1. "Jerk It OUt" by the Caesars
2. My loud ass fan
3. Me Typing
4. Tv in the background
5. Now "GUn in Hand" by Saosin

*5 colors you can see*
1. Blue
2. White
3. Yellow
4. Green
5. Black

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Let's walk in the: Guys Bathroom
Let's run through: The town naked
Let's look at the: Naked Fat Guy
Who are those: Fruitcakes
What a nice: Pair of ta tas
Where did all these: Bumps come from!!??
When will they: Leave me the fuck alone
How are your: herpes?
Why can't you: get a date, u loser.
So where did you find: your shirt? Its ugly.
Sing the: song u dumbass
Easier than: taking candy from a baby
Closer than: i want u to be
Look at my: pimple
I'll stay if: you pay me
Silly, little: munchkin
Show me some: BOOBS
The sky is: ugly as fuck
Tell me: ur not a homo
Hide me: under your bed
Love me: like a fat kid loves cake
Grab the: Penis!!
I hate your stupid: (ness)
My mom thinks you're: Ugly
He's not: what I thought he would be
Are you that: fuckin stupid??
I missed: looking at ur butt
Can't you: give me some chocolate
Lovely little: peice of pie

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1. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?: Umm my myspace name came from me...i just said it one day.. Cody thought it was funny.. so I just put it there... yup.. pretty boring

2. NAME FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE PIG-OUT FOODS.
1. Hot Cheetos
2. Mint N CHip Ice Cream
3. Chocolate
4. Top Ramen
5. Bogeys jk i eat everything i see...

3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?: I need one

4. NAME ALL MEMBERS OF THE BEATLES: John, Paul, George, and Ringo

5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?: Um like 2 weeks in Canada

6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY: Felicia having a car

7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY? Hmmm meeting Jordan on the stands during a pep rally...

8. WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR CRUSH THAT HE/SHE MIGHT NOT/MIGHT KNOW ABOUT?: ahaha I wrote a poem about him... not really insane but kinda creepy

9. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Eh Viva Las Vegas Baby! lol

10. WOULD YOU EVER JOIN TEMPTATION ISLAND?: No

11. NAME THREE [3] TEACHERS YOU LIKED IN HIGH SCHOOL/ELEMENTARY.
1. Mrs. Young (she was old as fuck lol)
2. Mrs. Glue
3. Mr. Hornsby (he was hot)

12. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE? WHAT IS IT?: "Stupid is as stupid does" - Forrest Gump

13. MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS... [CARE TO SHARE THE STORY?]: Never! Muahaha No one can break my heart bitches

14. THE SCHOOL PICTURE YOU BURIED IN YOUR BOTTOM DRAWER?: 9th! Holy shit i was one ugly mugly

15. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES? WHAT ARE THEY?: Uhmmm I dont know...

16. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Why they dont know how to take a fuckin hint

17. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? [care to share why?]: I dont know if I have A best friend... but I have a lot of good friends... if u dont know who u are... thats sad

18. NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE: Barny... then I could kill myself

19. IF YOU WERE FAMOUS, AND WERE TO BE A GUEST ON A TALK SHOW, WHOSE SHOW WOULD YOU CHOOSE? WHY?: Hmmm Jay Leno... hes one funny guy

20. GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME: If I were a guy.. Mike Hunt

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD SLEEPING HABITS?: Uhm... I drool... lol thats not really weird... but its nasty...

22. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?: lol Well I wanna go to the beach at least one more time

23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?: "Bug Eyes" By Dredg

24. WRITE A LINE FROM ANY SONG.
"we found him with his face down in the pillow, with a note that said i'll love her til i die"

25. DO YOU KNOW AT LEAST ONE DISNEY SONG BY HEART? WHICH ONE?: Eh some song by Mulan... or some crap

26. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE: lol EH not a mansion but not a shack

27. YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR: My pjs... my mom just bought me some rolling stones ones...

28. WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?: Uhm shit

29. WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?: If i had one... it would be the best stuff ever lol

30. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?: 32 bucks

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?: My new Vans

32. IF YOU COULD'VE GONE TO YOUR SENIOR PROM IN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: when i go to my prom ill tell ya

33. HOW WAS YOUR SENIOR PROM?: uhh

34. TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS: Uh,, last years... my mom had spongebob come to the restaurant and sing to me... it was so fuckin funny...

35. WOULD YOU RATHER BE A HOBBIT, AN ELF OR A DWARF?: wtf... well i already know a hobbit so i guess elf

36. WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?
1. A House for my MOm
2. A nice ass car for me
3. A House for Me
4. A Car for my Mom lol
5. And a llama lol and maybe one for jordan too

37. WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?: Take Out my contacts... wash my face... brush my teeth... and uhm lay on my bed for awhile then sleeep

38. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?: Cheekys
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