Leverage Live Blog Spazzing, Episode 1.13 TheSecond David Job
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In the meantime I'll say having caught the tail end of The Two Horse Job I'm reminded that Sophie's Southern accent is so bad only a moron would buy it. I love Miss Gina to pieces, but that accent? I hope it's just thanks to Sophie's poor acting skills. Also? There's no way in the seven hells that could ever be thought of as Kentucky. All you have to do is look at the grass, it's the wrong color. Yes, the grass is different in Kentucky. Bluegrass? It's not just a musical term, it actually refers to the type of grass that grows in Kentucky and in some parts of Tennessee. Also, does this mean Eliot is from Kentucky? I didn't think to ponder that the first time around.
Also, Mrs. Field's Cookie Recipe sweets? Some of them are good, and some of them taste like pickles. Dude, NOT ON! *spits out and makes faces like a five year old* ICK!
Replay of the hottest Eliot scene in Leverage is playing now, also the most excellent Sophie and Parker scene. Seriously, I won't just have Leverage withdraw, I'll be having Eliot withdraw. If I start listening to Christian Kane's music, mock me. Please mock me.
It's almost new episode time! Almost! *bounces in seat* Bounce, bounce, bounce! Though I will say I'm sorry that Vertias!Dad/Burn Notice!Cop won't be a reoccurring character. I like seeing him work. Gah, so much love for this show.
NEW EPISODE/LAST EPISODE FOR MONTHS STARTS NOW! *FLAIL*
We open with Blackpoole holding a gun to Nate's head and Nate repeating the line Blackpoole said to him. Sterling was just names VP of IYS. Parker, Sophie, and Eliot are in at the museum, working it. I love Sophie's hat. I love Sterling being a complete suck up. Oh, there's Alec at the museum too! Sterling has a corner office with Nate in his chair. Crap Maggie is in the museum.
I love Nate teasing Sterling, but I kind of don't want him there. Blackpoole enjoys the fact that he caused the death of Nate's son. Ummm, the team does not know that they're each there. I love them. I love that Nate is giving Blackpoole an ultimatum. Eliot just cuffed Alec, and Parker saved Sophie. the entire team is on the run and in the car with Nate.
I love them. I love the places Alec picks for safe houses. It's awesome. I LOVE IT. MC HAMMER'S PLACE. I LOVE THEM! My typing will get worse the further this goes. Did you notice the only people not arguing with each other were Parker and Eliot. Also, Parker seemed the most willing to forgive. Alec is all pissed. Eliot is being childish. Sophie wants to get revenge on Sterling. Parker and Eliot loved that Nate taunted Team Evil. So, since Nate is the father figure, Parker and Eliot are dad's kids, and Sophie being the mother figure, Alec is momma's boy. That's not dirty.
Sophie wants to use the roof. Alec is still all about the kissing from last time, Parker's already forgot. Eliot and Parker ar all sitting together on the same side of the table. I love them. I have shipper goggles, work with me here. Parker wants to have Maggie work the con. Feel out not feel up, Nate, get over it. Hey it's the guy from the Mummy! I love him! Maggie's outfit is interesting. There would be serious uproars in any museum if someone came in and started installing things I LOVE ELIOT "It's not a date!" as he plays with his hair. I LOVE IT. And Parker is hating the button cam. I bet Maggie knows what's going on. I do. I LOVE THAT SOPHIE HAS SNACKS AND MAGGIE FIGURED IT OUT. I LOVE IT.
My show, come back really soon. Maggie kicks ass. Nate is going to tell her about the treatment denial for Sam. Wait, Sam had cancer? A Stage Four Cancer. BLACKPOOLE HAS TO DIE A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH. Maggie should smack Nate at sometime, but not right now. Also, I don't want to ship Maggie/Nate or Maggie/Eliot, but it's so damn easy. I want Maggie to get Sterling. Oh hell, Eliot, how could you be so stupid as to give your real number? I love you, but this is not amateur night!
Maggie, is awesome. Parker SNIFFED MAGGIE. I love her craziness. Maggie is sort of impressed. OMG, Parker PETTED MAGGIE! I love that they manufactured a curse. Also, Maggie is really good at this and I really regret that Sterling is on to her. I love Sophie's outfit and hair. I have my ot3, and they're not having any of Sophie's fake apology. I LOVE THEM!
OH GOD, WE JUST GOT ELIOT IN THE KIND OF SUITE I WANT TO SEE HIM IN! I may have to send Dean Devlin an eco-friendly non-religious holiday gift of some sort. I love they they're messing with Sterling's head. I LOVE IT! What is it with Parker and the short dresses and neckties? Everyone has fake Davids! I love this! Also, CAN I HAVE AN ELIOT CLONE PLEASE?!? Nate's using the zip-line. I love our crew! SO MUCH!
Maggie's dress is not fabulous. I want her to punch Sterling so completely I can't even say. Nate as the bait? I LOVE IT! They took all the paintings, worth one hundred fifty million dollars. And we've come full circle. Nate makes a deal with Sterling. He set up Blackpoole and Sterling loves it. He's a greedy little man. He'll take it. And watch Nate take that gun, and deliver the final verbal blow. MAGGIE ROCKS! She punched Blackpoole in the face! OMG, I LOVE THIS TEAM.
So, we end with Nate beaming at Maggie in a dark gallery and taking a call from Sterling. Oh! An nod to both of the Thomas Crowne Affairs with the art. I don't want to see the team break up. Don't make me hate you Dean Devlin. Fresh starts all around. Eliot and Parker, the two most long wolves are the ones with most emotion riding on it. Alec asks Parker where she's going, and Eliot is the firs to stop. Love him! DEAN DEVLIN, I MIGHT JUST RESEND YOUR NON-RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY GIFT IF THEY ACTUALLY BREAK UP FOR THE THIRD TIME!
Otherwise, this was a great was for ending.
In the meantime I'll say having caught the tail end of The Two Horse Job I'm reminded that Sophie's Southern accent is so bad only a moron would buy it. I love Miss Gina to pieces, but that accent? I hope it's just thanks to Sophie's poor acting skills. Also? There's no way in the seven hells that could ever be thought of as Kentucky. All you have to do is look at the grass, it's the wrong color. Yes, the grass is different in Kentucky. Bluegrass? It's not just a musical term, it actually refers to the type of grass that grows in Kentucky and in some parts of Tennessee. Also, does this mean Eliot is from Kentucky? I didn't think to ponder that the first time around.
Also, Mrs. Field's Cookie Recipe sweets? Some of them are good, and some of them taste like pickles. Dude, NOT ON! *spits out and makes faces like a five year old* ICK!
Replay of the hottest Eliot scene in Leverage is playing now, also the most excellent Sophie and Parker scene. Seriously, I won't just have Leverage withdraw, I'll be having Eliot withdraw. If I start listening to Christian Kane's music, mock me. Please mock me.
It's almost new episode time! Almost! *bounces in seat* Bounce, bounce, bounce! Though I will say I'm sorry that Vertias!Dad/Burn Notice!Cop won't be a reoccurring character. I like seeing him work. Gah, so much love for this show.
NEW EPISODE/LAST EPISODE FOR MONTHS STARTS NOW! *FLAIL*
We open with Blackpoole holding a gun to Nate's head and Nate repeating the line Blackpoole said to him. Sterling was just names VP of IYS. Parker, Sophie, and Eliot are in at the museum, working it. I love Sophie's hat. I love Sterling being a complete suck up. Oh, there's Alec at the museum too! Sterling has a corner office with Nate in his chair. Crap Maggie is in the museum.
I love Nate teasing Sterling, but I kind of don't want him there. Blackpoole enjoys the fact that he caused the death of Nate's son. Ummm, the team does not know that they're each there. I love them. I love that Nate is giving Blackpoole an ultimatum. Eliot just cuffed Alec, and Parker saved Sophie. the entire team is on the run and in the car with Nate.
I love them. I love the places Alec picks for safe houses. It's awesome. I LOVE IT. MC HAMMER'S PLACE. I LOVE THEM! My typing will get worse the further this goes. Did you notice the only people not arguing with each other were Parker and Eliot. Also, Parker seemed the most willing to forgive. Alec is all pissed. Eliot is being childish. Sophie wants to get revenge on Sterling. Parker and Eliot loved that Nate taunted Team Evil. So, since Nate is the father figure, Parker and Eliot are dad's kids, and Sophie being the mother figure, Alec is momma's boy. That's not dirty.
Sophie wants to use the roof. Alec is still all about the kissing from last time, Parker's already forgot. Eliot and Parker ar all sitting together on the same side of the table. I love them. I have shipper goggles, work with me here. Parker wants to have Maggie work the con. Feel out not feel up, Nate, get over it. Hey it's the guy from the Mummy! I love him! Maggie's outfit is interesting. There would be serious uproars in any museum if someone came in and started installing things I LOVE ELIOT "It's not a date!" as he plays with his hair. I LOVE IT. And Parker is hating the button cam. I bet Maggie knows what's going on. I do. I LOVE THAT SOPHIE HAS SNACKS AND MAGGIE FIGURED IT OUT. I LOVE IT.
My show, come back really soon. Maggie kicks ass. Nate is going to tell her about the treatment denial for Sam. Wait, Sam had cancer? A Stage Four Cancer. BLACKPOOLE HAS TO DIE A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH. Maggie should smack Nate at sometime, but not right now. Also, I don't want to ship Maggie/Nate or Maggie/Eliot, but it's so damn easy. I want Maggie to get Sterling. Oh hell, Eliot, how could you be so stupid as to give your real number? I love you, but this is not amateur night!
Maggie, is awesome. Parker SNIFFED MAGGIE. I love her craziness. Maggie is sort of impressed. OMG, Parker PETTED MAGGIE! I love that they manufactured a curse. Also, Maggie is really good at this and I really regret that Sterling is on to her. I love Sophie's outfit and hair. I have my ot3, and they're not having any of Sophie's fake apology. I LOVE THEM!
OH GOD, WE JUST GOT ELIOT IN THE KIND OF SUITE I WANT TO SEE HIM IN! I may have to send Dean Devlin an eco-friendly non-religious holiday gift of some sort. I love they they're messing with Sterling's head. I LOVE IT! What is it with Parker and the short dresses and neckties? Everyone has fake Davids! I love this! Also, CAN I HAVE AN ELIOT CLONE PLEASE?!? Nate's using the zip-line. I love our crew! SO MUCH!
Maggie's dress is not fabulous. I want her to punch Sterling so completely I can't even say. Nate as the bait? I LOVE IT! They took all the paintings, worth one hundred fifty million dollars. And we've come full circle. Nate makes a deal with Sterling. He set up Blackpoole and Sterling loves it. He's a greedy little man. He'll take it. And watch Nate take that gun, and deliver the final verbal blow. MAGGIE ROCKS! She punched Blackpoole in the face! OMG, I LOVE THIS TEAM.
So, we end with Nate beaming at Maggie in a dark gallery and taking a call from Sterling. Oh! An nod to both of the Thomas Crowne Affairs with the art. I don't want to see the team break up. Don't make me hate you Dean Devlin. Fresh starts all around. Eliot and Parker, the two most long wolves are the ones with most emotion riding on it. Alec asks Parker where she's going, and Eliot is the firs to stop. Love him! DEAN DEVLIN, I MIGHT JUST RESEND YOUR NON-RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY GIFT IF THEY ACTUALLY BREAK UP FOR THE THIRD TIME!
Otherwise, this was a great was for ending.