No more MASTER O'NEIL, I'm a MISTER now!

Apr 26, 2006 17:20

Today, I got a physical AND had my teeth cleaned. I felt so accomplished that I am fully supporting myself. To think that within the last two years I've managed to go from a 265 pound high school dropout to a 220 pound graduate with a full time job and full benefits. I was at least proud of myself.

I was given the best advice by my dental hygienist while I was at the dentist's office: The tanner your skin, the more white your teeth will seem. Fucking brilliant.

Also, someone walked in on me during my physical JUST as the doctor was grabbing my nuts. Pants around my ankles and all. It was weird.
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