I'm going straight to hell, aren't I?

[musicaltree]

This IM conversation was precipitated by the sentence "Mr Balls, the schools secretary, made the comments at Labour's Yorkshire conference at the weekend, the newspaper reported."

NJ:
the apostrophe was a forgettable one night stand anyway
Me:
not that good in bed?
NJ:
yeah, and she gave me all sorts of diseases
such as the comma
Me:
she put you in a comma?
gave you a rash in your semi-colon?
NJ:
yes
oh god