Ridiculous
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to lightduck in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February ottodiva and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I pulled over and changed dwarfwitahammer's flat tire (15 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in stoyboy720's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (272 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
MusicalNeko