wtf
first i was driving...and then got completely lost. no surprises there. anyway i got out and walked...and these two dudes mugged me and stole my money to buy crack. i kept walking...and this chick from my movement and improv class was there...and i ended up by JFK (airport) somehow. then i was in a store...and i like...wasn't an employee but i hung out there a lot....and i was like oh i'll help set up displays for the new line of wizard of oz toys. so i waved a magic wand and created two displays...but when i tried to create two more, it didn't work. and i found a mouse and it sat on my head all cute....and then lifted it's tiny leg and peed on me. like...way more pee than it should've had the capacity for. i was awash in a sea of mouse urine. then i went into the store's basement...which was like a deep dark catacomb...and went through room after room untill finally reaching the end and finding a broken fan (not a machine i mean like an asian folding fan) which is what i needed for whatever reason. then a wood fish (from harvest moon: tree of tranquility) floated in and tried to steal my fan. i ran like a bat out of hell...with Shrek and Donkey idk why. finally i made it back to the ladder that would take me up to the sub basement where the stairs to the store were, climbed up and the old lady store owner sealed the wood fish into the basement by whacking it on the head with a broom. then i hugged her and her magic belt transfered her store-owner magic into me. and she said that we'd rebuild the fireplace in the sub basement and she'd chill down there and offer advice or be good company and eventually die. at this point i realised i was actually a small boy, not a college girl. then i woke up.