EPIC DREAMS ARE EPIC.
TWO FOR ONE SALE.
AND THE FIRST PART OF MY (first) EPIC DREAM LAST NIGHT
HAD A REDHAIRED WOMAN
AND A PRINCE
TOTALLY DANCING
...
and then the red haired lady
who i kinda was on and off
and the prince
dived into this ittybitty lake
cuz they totally could breath underwater for god knows what reason
TO FIND
THIS LEGENDARY FOUNTAIN OR SOMETHING
THAT PROMISED COUPLES ETERNAL LOVE
...
but it turns out it was an epic scam
run by a mystic being
who kept her retarded brother just this side of alive
which was very sad.
so she could make hallucinogin heart candies
and there was scores of men and women naked in her bedchamber
and she kept them high on the candies
so they thought that the fountain or whatever granted their wish
but they really just sat around naked all day
and then epic gun fights
and the redheaded woman and the prince
defeated the scamlady
and freed all the couples and the retarded brother
who was like
finally i can rest
AND THE PRINCE WAS LIKE OMG NO
YOU MUST LIIIIVE
...
AND THE RED HAIRED LADY WAS LIKE
LET'S TAKE JUST ENOUGH OF THESE CANDIES
SO THAT HE CAN SPEND HIS FINAL FEW DAYS
EXPERIENCING ALL THE THINGS HE MISSED OUT ON
...
and then that dream ended :P
the next one
so i was running around this weird M.C. Escher conglomeration of my middle and high schools
and flipping a bitch cuz i left my shit somewhere
WHEN A TESS APPEARS
literally
you didn't walk up you just APPEARED and it was very chester like
which is what i thought
'man chester taught her everything, all he taught me was sex positions. XP'
and then you're like
DUDE
WE'RE GOING TO MISS THE BUS
WTF
and i'm like lol ok
and then we're on the bus
which for some reason has the interior of a train
and can fly
and we're soooooaring
over wooded mountains
which for some reason is what colorado looks like in my head
and i'm like
waaaait.
where are we?
and you look at me like
duh
and i'm like
SHIT THIS ISN'T MY BUS
SHITSHITSHIT
IAMSOBONED
and you went back to looking out the window
totally not caring that i'm freaking out and crying hysterically
:B
and then i woke up
EPIC END
AND THE FIRST PART OF MY (first) EPIC DREAM LAST NIGHT
HAD A REDHAIRED WOMAN
AND A PRINCE
TOTALLY DANCING
...
and then the red haired lady
who i kinda was on and off
and the prince
dived into this ittybitty lake
cuz they totally could breath underwater for god knows what reason
TO FIND
THIS LEGENDARY FOUNTAIN OR SOMETHING
THAT PROMISED COUPLES ETERNAL LOVE
...
but it turns out it was an epic scam
run by a mystic being
who kept her retarded brother just this side of alive
which was very sad.
so she could make hallucinogin heart candies
and there was scores of men and women naked in her bedchamber
and she kept them high on the candies
so they thought that the fountain or whatever granted their wish
but they really just sat around naked all day
and then epic gun fights
and the redheaded woman and the prince
defeated the scamlady
and freed all the couples and the retarded brother
who was like
finally i can rest
AND THE PRINCE WAS LIKE OMG NO
YOU MUST LIIIIVE
...
AND THE RED HAIRED LADY WAS LIKE
LET'S TAKE JUST ENOUGH OF THESE CANDIES
SO THAT HE CAN SPEND HIS FINAL FEW DAYS
EXPERIENCING ALL THE THINGS HE MISSED OUT ON
...
and then that dream ended :P
the next one
so i was running around this weird M.C. Escher conglomeration of my middle and high schools
and flipping a bitch cuz i left my shit somewhere
WHEN A TESS APPEARS
literally
you didn't walk up you just APPEARED and it was very chester like
which is what i thought
'man chester taught her everything, all he taught me was sex positions. XP'
and then you're like
DUDE
WE'RE GOING TO MISS THE BUS
WTF
and i'm like lol ok
and then we're on the bus
which for some reason has the interior of a train
and can fly
and we're soooooaring
over wooded mountains
which for some reason is what colorado looks like in my head
and i'm like
waaaait.
where are we?
and you look at me like
duh
and i'm like
SHIT THIS ISN'T MY BUS
SHITSHITSHIT
IAMSOBONED
and you went back to looking out the window
totally not caring that i'm freaking out and crying hysterically
:B
and then i woke up
EPIC END