Jun 30, 2008 19:25
"Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes!"
"This band shouldn't work. We're a bunch of wildly different personalities who somehow rub off on each other. You could say we're a cheese-and-tomato fondue of personality!"
NME Interview
"Don't break the law, kids."
"Unfortunately, most men would only be interested in a woman's mind if it bounced when she walked."
"It's a slow one. Grab your girl... and then shoot her in the head. (laughs)"
Talking about Early Sunsets Over Monroeville
"I wasn't popular at school. Thank God I didn't have a girlfriend or I would suck at guitar now."
"We were birth control."
Talking about himself and Gerard in High School
"Where would I be without my Red-bull?"
(With a can Red-bull on his forehead)
"I've been left at truck stops, and I'd have to call them on my cellphone, you know, it's like, 'Hey what's up?' and they're like, 'Hey how's it going, man?' I'm like, 'You notice something's missing from the van?' And there's a silence, and they'll go, 'Aw shit!'"
Life On The Murder Scene
"Stop making us having sex with each other in your fanfictions!"
dose.ca Interview
Q:If you were going to take a girl out to dinner anywhere, where would you take her?
Ray: Um, how about a nice picnic dinner, like in the park or something would be nice, you think?
Frank: That's very Ray Toro.
Ray: Well, how would you consider me?
Bob: The quiet genius.
Mikey: Yeah, the mastermind.
Bob: Mastermind...the man with the plan.
Mikey: The man with the plan.
Bob/Mikey: [in unison] Ray Toro
LOTMS
Woah, I never realised Ray had so many great quotes. Man, he's funny!