O-Town is my home town, where I get CRUNK!
So Mel and me took a road trip to Orlando.
Mel bet me that i couldn't make it to orlando in 2 1/2 hours, we made it in 3 hours. It apparently takes Mel 4 hours to o-town, lol. God damn friday rush hour traffic took forever. Blasting 80s music all the way. Hugged matty until he couldn't breathe. Met Matt's boyfriend Kirk and gave him a hug. Went to the liquor store as soon as we got there! Bought captain, whiskey, and bahama mama. We went King Tut's Lounge. Matt, Mel, and Kirk smoked hookah. I drank Turkish coffee and like an idiot i drank the syrup at the bottom, lol. After hookah we got to drinking and made chinese food for dinner. Passed out and woke up 6 hours later. Went shopping and blew way too much money. Kirk and me have matching hoodies now. Got ready for the against me! show while Matt and Kirk went to work. Drove to the House of Blues and walked around Virgin record store before the show. House of Blues is awesome. Crazy art on the walls, balcony, and plastic bud bottles. Ted Leo and the Pharmacists were amazing and are now my new favorite band. Against me! came on and the place went ape shit! To sum up the show in two words: Painful. Painfully Awesome!!! I got the shit kicked out of me. I clung to melissa for dear life while i got pushed around liked a rag doll. I got pushed forward, backward, into fat guy's armpits, elbowed in the side/lip, stepped on, and i had a guy's crotch land on my head. Blasted David Banner's K.O. (Ain't no nigger talk shit, punch dat nigger in the face, punch dat nigger in the face) in Disneyworld parking lot. Went home got crunk and drove around trying to find food. Got Checkers fries and Burger King whoppers. Bandit winking at me. Sydney and Bandit fight club. Having Sydney trying to eat me while Bandit tries licking me to death. Went to bed at 4 am and woke up 6 hours later. Felt like garbage and layed in bed all day long. Watched Iron man, goosebumps marathon, and Project Runway marathon (i love korto!). Now we're watching Top Design and talking about donating eggs and gay sex. Tomorrow we have to go home and I really don't want to.
Mel bet me that i couldn't make it to orlando in 2 1/2 hours, we made it in 3 hours. It apparently takes Mel 4 hours to o-town, lol. God damn friday rush hour traffic took forever. Blasting 80s music all the way. Hugged matty until he couldn't breathe. Met Matt's boyfriend Kirk and gave him a hug. Went to the liquor store as soon as we got there! Bought captain, whiskey, and bahama mama. We went King Tut's Lounge. Matt, Mel, and Kirk smoked hookah. I drank Turkish coffee and like an idiot i drank the syrup at the bottom, lol. After hookah we got to drinking and made chinese food for dinner. Passed out and woke up 6 hours later. Went shopping and blew way too much money. Kirk and me have matching hoodies now. Got ready for the against me! show while Matt and Kirk went to work. Drove to the House of Blues and walked around Virgin record store before the show. House of Blues is awesome. Crazy art on the walls, balcony, and plastic bud bottles. Ted Leo and the Pharmacists were amazing and are now my new favorite band. Against me! came on and the place went ape shit! To sum up the show in two words: Painful. Painfully Awesome!!! I got the shit kicked out of me. I clung to melissa for dear life while i got pushed around liked a rag doll. I got pushed forward, backward, into fat guy's armpits, elbowed in the side/lip, stepped on, and i had a guy's crotch land on my head. Blasted David Banner's K.O. (Ain't no nigger talk shit, punch dat nigger in the face, punch dat nigger in the face) in Disneyworld parking lot. Went home got crunk and drove around trying to find food. Got Checkers fries and Burger King whoppers. Bandit winking at me. Sydney and Bandit fight club. Having Sydney trying to eat me while Bandit tries licking me to death. Went to bed at 4 am and woke up 6 hours later. Felt like garbage and layed in bed all day long. Watched Iron man, goosebumps marathon, and Project Runway marathon (i love korto!). Now we're watching Top Design and talking about donating eggs and gay sex. Tomorrow we have to go home and I really don't want to.