Sep 09, 2005 21:39
SO..its been 2 weeks at college and i've learned many things about myself that i didn't know before. I shall make you a lise..and no one really cares about live journal anyway so i can write and no on will care..as usaual. So here it goes.
1. I can't do half the things i claim to be able to.
Ex. Piano. Sure I guess I can put some notes together and make it sound good. But pretty much..i'm just a bluffer. Acting..well i new i sucked at improv so that doesn't matter. Read music. I can read it, but i can't understand it.
2. Men tend to think i have a penis and raging testosteron hormones.
ex. "Shannon we just talk about how hot every other girl in school is because we think of you as one of the guys." Well, i most certainly have a vagina, and just because im not a bimbo and where tight shit with skinny waist doesn't mean i want to hear about other girls. NEXT!
3.I am discustingly stupid. Ignorant.
ex. Teacher: Comprehend what im saying shannon.
Shannons Brain: wow i can connect nothing together, so im just going to frustrate the hell out of shannon and make her stupid. I don't know what words mean, and i don't know how to use them.
4. Not being able to sing or act has made me the most unhappy bitch you'll ever meet.
Goodnight