The Valenzuela Legacy 6.2
It's been about two months, but the Valenzuelas are back!!!!
Last time: Uhm.........................I forgot. XD
Let us start with the burning hatred between Arturo and Ofelia. Here's a question, why would EA give these wants to kids if they couldn't do anything to make those wants happen? Children of the Corn maybe?
Lucas proves to be the best freaking grandfather ever. No one but him really pays much attention to the kids.
AND he doesn't play favorites. *huggles Lucas*
AND he's adorable!!!!!!!
Stupid sims and their tent loving ways.
Woot!!!! One less sim to worry about going into aspiration failure!!
I got a new alien default made by the lovely Enalya, so lookie at Guillermo. He's still hot stuff!
Magdalena got the flu somehow. She freaking looks possessed.
Yes, Colby, stand there for hours as your hunger bar dangerously goes into the red. If you die because of you're own non-action, I'm not sure if I'll say you.
(I'm mean to my sims, aren't I?)
Maria: What the hell is this fool doing? He has no rhythm!
Methinks Mo does not appreciate his son-in-laws attempt to get into the will.
Lucas: Mmmm, Mo is hot when he's holding a pussy!
See? Mo only likes his own man checking out his package.
They're being civil?!?!?! *checks to make sure the apocolypse hasn't happend*
Mo: *drinking espresso*
Lucas: *stalk stalk stalk*
Aren't they cute? ^_^
Aw, this want kinda surprised me. I won't do it, I tell you! He's perfect just as he is!
I finally got around to giving Luz her knowledge benefits.
Hello aliens!!!!! Too bad the house is already full.
Thomas and Mateo formed one super angry ghost!!! AHHHH!!!!
Well, at least someone in this house is concerned about the kids.
Hey! We got two! I didn't even know Akira realized he still had children!
Ofelia: *kicked Arturo's ass*
Arturo: *got his ass handed to him*
Mag: Well, show's over. I'm out.
As a dancer, you'd think she'd be more flexible. Oh well.
Colby, what the hell man?! Why is he cheering?!
*sigh* This is the gene pool of my legacy?
Nothing like a little nookie after getting probed by aliens all night!
Soooooo not you're bed Mag!!!!!
Guess who's hanging out in the tent together? Art and Lia. Yes, I was shocked too.
Art: Next time you beat me up, can you stay away from the balls? I need those for puberty.
Lia: How about if I handcuff you to something then beat you senseless?
Mo: *showing off his flexibility*
Lucas: *stalk stalk stalk*
We interrupt this legacy because Arturo must share his awesomeness with the world.
Isn't this a fun shot? :P
Aww, sorry Ivelisse, this is an adults only party. I wonder what's in that "tea" they're drinking?
Rooting for the underdog, aren't we, Lucas?
Oh, you sims.
FINALLY! It's birthday time!!!
Ivy pre-makeover.
Then it's Lia's turn.
And she goes back to the 50's.
Lastly, it's Art.
Heh, he got an outfit that matches his hair.
Here's Ivy, who rolled Popularity with a LTW to become a World Class Ballet Dancer.
Lia, who rolled Family with a LTW to become a Hall of Famer.
And Art, who rolled Knowledge with a LTW to become the Education Minister.
Never too early for incest!!
Glad to see growing older hasn't buried the hate.
Lia: Look at my ass! It's fabulous!!
Where's Lucas?! O_O
Lia: *hating on Art*
Beau: Mm, she's hot when she's scowling.
First we have a little slapping.
Then some mutual hating.
A bit more slapping.
A brawl in the smallest room of the house to annoy the simGod.
Lia kicks ass, and the world continues on as normal.
I promise you, Mo is around the corner.
If Colby survives to be an elder, I'll be a Power Ranger for Halloween.
All these two do is hit the bubble blower. Addicts, I tell you.
Guess what they just did? ;)
It's official. They have a million simoleons in the bank. This is the first time in all my years of playing that a family reached this without any monetary cheating on my part. Woot!
Oh great, another ego-maniac.
All teens get at least one date. Here's Ivy's. It didn't last that long.
Lia got a red version of the hot blond downtownie.
I'm very thankful for that!!!!!!!
This is the teen version of Daisy Flora, but I'm kinda saving her for Beau Franklin, so Art gets another date.
Course, trying to bust a move in front of your date with your father three feet away is not exactly the wisest move.
But what the hell do I know?!
Oh first kiss animations, how wonky you can be.
Maria got caught under the house again. I got warnings about her starving. How the hell does she get under there?!?!
Who can tell me how many things are wrong with this pic?
Lia: He's eating chili?! I'll kill him!!
Looks like Lucas has changed his mind on which child he prefers.
What is this, 4 loses for Art? 5? I've lost track.
Art doesn't seem to have a friend in the world. :(
Maria's pissed that her owners let her get stuck under the house for a day, but not the expensive art!!
Their needs are going down, but they just don't seem to care.
Vacation time!!!!!!
Those sim taxis are like clown cars.
Three Lakes!!! Woohoo!!! They have tons of cash, so they can afford the best!
These people never take vacays when it comes to hate and bowing.
Oh come on!!!! How can you not want to meet Bigfoot!!?
You'd think they could let bygones be bygones for one freaking vacation.
This sim is way too happy about his lot in life.
Let them take out their agression on wood instead of each other! Course, I'm somewhat concerned that Lia is hitting the bullseye everytime with those axes.
Lia: Red hands?
Ivy: Uhm, no. I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
(If you get the quote reference you get a bazillion cool points!)
Looks like Akira wears the pants in that relationship.
And Mag wears the pants in this one. Sorry, Colby, hope you like skirts!
Art: I wish I was shoveling dirt over Lia's dead body...
IT'S BIGFOOT!!!
His name is Immanuel. Awwww, that's kinda cute. And he just loves grilled cheeses!!!!!
Well, that's certainly good to know.
Why does Bigfoot walk around like a hunchback or something?
They are.....having......kicky bag tournaments?? What the......
I don't care about your fears! Bigfoot is awesome!!
He can do that?! O_o
Who doesn't love a little yardwork on vacation?
...................I'm just going to move on.
Isn't this nice? Just doing some fishing with Bigfoot? :D
D: Does Mag know something I don't?!
And that's all for today!!! Did ya miss the Valenzuelas? I know I did! :)
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Thanks for reading guys!!!