The Fitzerwalrus De-Uglacy 1.1
Okay, so, my family finally decided to up and get broadband!!!!! WOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!! I have a stable high-speed connection!
More good news: I got my laptop fixed! Unfortunately, I lost all my stuff, but I've mourned and am ready to move on. I had to restart this de-uglacy, because my access to my dad's laptop is now limited, and I can't depend on it, or him not finding the sims. Sooooo, I'm restarting it on my laptop, and now, there's no stopping me!
My name is Duncan Fitzerwalrus, and I'm starting my freshmen year at Clark Washington University. I've never been a pretty person, but I've gotten used to my looks, and so should you.
If you think I'm unusual-looking, you should have seen my parents, but alas, you can't, but I'm sure you can dream.
I pretty much kept to myself in the beginning. I'm sure you can understand why. I'm used to being a loner, so don't feel sorry for me. Making friends takes time, so so I'll get there, you just need to be patient.
I found it surprising how open some people were. They would come right up to me and just start talking. I guess that's what you do at college. This one girl asked if I liked sports, so I just went into baseball, and it seemed sufficient.
I also met people through my love of chess. I'd be playing, and someone would just sit down and join me. Of course, I don't mind the company, especially since chess is a lot more interesting if you're actually playing with an opponent.
This one random girl even came up to me and told me how much she admired me for coming outside looking the way I do. Um.......I just thanked her, and quickly moved walked away.
Before going downtown, I knew I had to get my term paper done, so I made sure to kindly influence a classmate into doing it. Heh heh heh.
While there, I saw these two guys. Hmm, I don't know about you, but I see some resemblence.
I ran into this young woman.
We chatted briefly about the paranormal, but I felt like I had seen her before........
I found another woman anxious to speak with me about the qualities I valued in best friends.
I took the time to get myself a little drink.
{There's no drinking age limit....darn the US}
The bartender was also quite a looker. I feel like we could relate to each quite well.
While sitting at the bar, I saw this beautiful woman. I knew I just had to meet her.
Her name was Gwen, and we hit it off right away. I made sure to get her number before heading back to campus.
I was barely back at my dorm for ten minutes, when she ups and calls me to chat. Apparently, she was just as eager as I am.
With tons of snow covering the ground, I couldn't help but build a friendly looking snowman. I was so proud of him!
"You know, I don't entirely trust the man who lives in that big white house. I don't know about you, but some changes should be made."
I guess my little snowman made a friend.
I filled many pages of my journal abotu Gwen. She was just wonderful.
I knew she wanted the best of everything, which of course included a big screen TV. I hoped that one day, I could give her that.
I wouldn't getting one of those garden gnomes either. I just think they're so cute!
Time passed, as it does, and one night, some guy was sleeping in my bed! The nerve of some people!
I also got into a fight with some guy in a llama suit. He kept bothering me, so I threw a drink in his face. You don't want to mess with me!
One day, I was just making another painting in hopes of increasing skill and also making some money.
This girl I'd never seen before just came and accosted me!
She put me in handcuffs! Was I being arrested?!
I knew something was up, but was afraid of what might happen if I said anything.
We pulled up at some grand looking mansion. Where the hell was I?
As it turns out, I was inducted into the Landgrabb Society! I couldn't believe it! A group actually wanted me to join!
I took advantage of their money making machine, while I was there. Couldn't hurt, right?
Since I was into my senior year, I thought it was time to take things with Gwen past friendship, so I called her up and asked her out.
We instantly fell in love with each other after a quick slow dance.
Though, I did step on her toes, which kinda ruined the moment, but the love was still there.
During dinner, I blew her a kiss............oh, she's so wonderful.
We did a little karaoke. I thought we sounded okay, but I could be wrong.
We also took some pictures together. No, nothing else happened in the photo booth. Don't get any crazy ideas!
Oh boy, was I excited about getting a garden gnome.
You can guess what happened here. I was just coming back from class, when I felt like I was being electrified!
Being hit by lightening left me a bit charred, to say the least.
Unfortanately, I didn't make it to the toilet in time, and I peed my pants.
I was extremely upset and embarrassed for awhile. Really upset.
One of my dorm-mates was also in the Landgrabb Society, so we did the secret handshake.
I didn't make it up, I just had to learn it.
Before long, I graduated, so it was time to move on with my life.
Oh yeah, I'm so ready to start my life and follow my dreams! Watch out world, here I come!
Comments are appreciated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!