The Fitzerwalrus De-Uglacy 1.1
With so many pretty sims in the game, I've decided to do a Dilution Challenge. Woooooot!! I've created a pretty messed up looking sim (though he has a heart of gold!). Let's see how "beautiful" we can get his heirs to be in 10 generations!! It'll be told in first-person, with any of my side comments in these type brackets {}.
Disclaimer: I've never been one to follow the whole no-cheating rule. I usually cheat in terms of money, skill points and moods. However, this time around, I will not touch skill points, relationship status, job level, and age. (No matter how tempting it may be).
Without further ado, I present....
The Fitzerwalrus family...
{Oh boy, do I LOVE that last name!}
Hello there. Welcome to my life. My name is Sigmund Fitzerwalrus. Yeah, I know, it's a horrible name, but it's one I've grown up with and gotten used to. I've just moved to Veronaville after my parents died. I needed to find a new place to live my life. I've never had much, but here, seems like a place I can make my mark.
You don't have to tell me that my looks can be somewhat alarming. I bet you'd love to see my parents? Alas, I don't have any pictures of my life before moving. I can tell you though, that even though they weren't good-looking, they loved each other more than any two people I've ever seen. I only hope I can find even a drop of what they had.
With a limited amount of funds, I can only afford a humble dwelling, but in time, I hope to build upon it. I live at 1 Via Veronaville, on the other side of the bridge in Veronaville. It's the only house on this side, but it's all I can afford.
Since I don't know anyone here, I figured that I'd take a drive Downtown to meet new people...and maybe, meet that someone special.
I ran into her first, but we really didn't have much chemistry.
I actually found her attractive, but she seemed occupied with others.
{I'm trying to get better here, people, so she wasn't exactly a top choice}
I ended up striking up a conversation with her {name escapes me}. We actually became friends, though that's as far as it goes.
I changed location to mix things up, and I instantly set eyes on her.
Her name was Kendel. She was the most beautiful soul I've ever set eyes on. My experience tells me that any classically beautiful woman I'm attracted to, will instantly not be interested in me at all........but, I can dream.
We got to talking, and she told me that she worked as Captain Hero. I was instantly impressed!
{You gotta love when random sims are at the top of career tracks}
She also casually mentioned that she had a decent amount of money to her name. This doesn't bother me at all.
We also touched on fears, briefly. Hers was to lose a skill point.
{This, of course, means that she's a knowledge sim. Which means she'll be easy to manage, thank you god!}
We swung on the swing, before parting ways. It was simply a wonderfully blissful day.
As soon as I got home, I had to find myself a job. The best paying one was a security guard, so I took it.
No sooner had I put down the paper, that I received a phone call from Kendel inviting me downtown. How could I say no.
Though there were others in the group, I took no chance in someone else taking her, so I instantly kept her to myself. I did my best trying to put "the moves" on her. Before I knew it, she admitted she had a little crush on me. I couldn't believe my luck! Is fate finally shining down on me?!
With this little encouragement, I knew I had to keep pouring on the charm, at least the charm I'd seen on TV.
Before I knew it, I had the gall to try to give her a kiss, and she actually let me!
Of course, what's a date without some pillow fighting? Oh boy, she got me good.
It was going so well, that I mustered that courage to plant a huge smooch on her. It was just wonderful!
Unfortunately, Mrs. Crumplebottom did not like our open display of affection. She proceeded to attach Kendel with her purse. I could only pray that this didn't deter any possible feelings she had for me.
It didn't. We parted as best friends, which instantly made me the happiest person in the world!
Later that evening, she came by and left me a lovely bouquet of flowers. Oh boy, I think this could be the real thing!
The only thing that was on my mind was spending the rest of my life with Kendel. I could only hope she would agree.
I called her over the next morning, and after a romantic hug, she told me that she was in love with me! WITH ME! This beautiful creature was actually IN LOVE WITH ME!
Instantly, I relayed my love for her. My lungs couldn't scream loud enough!
I couldn't stop myself! I had to propose to her, right then and there!! I will say though, I have no idea where the ring came from.
SHE SAID YES! HALLELUYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We didn't need a party, just the two of us. We got married right there on the spot.
{Kendel brought about $14K with her, so some major remodeling with be coming up, woot!}
With everything legal, nothing could stop us from our unbridled passion.
We woohoo-ed for the first time, and it was simply amazing....
{She got pregnant on the first try!! Their genes are meant to be!}
After a quick makeover, Kendel looked more beautiful, if that's even possible. I can't wait to see what the future holds.