happy happy happy happy potatoes
So steven is quite elated right now. Would you like to know what it shwas that made steven elated? Ok, i'll tell you what it shwas. It was a girl named Chelsea.
Well, we saw Memoirs of a Geisha. A little heavy-handed for my tastes, but she read the book and liked it, so no big. Anyways, i drive her back home, and she gets out of the car. I think, wait no! I'm not done here! So i get out too and walk her to the door. When we get to the door, we have a little bit of a chit chat. And then, we pause, and neither of us say anything. And then we say goodbye, and i walk back to my car.
And then, i say no. I think to myself, what the hell are you doing. Go back there right now. And i stand there, doing a little tug of war between the front door and the car. This goes on for about 60 seconds, and then i tentatively walk to the front door. I stand there, and then i ring the doorbell. She comes back, opens the door, and says hi. I respond...
"I forgot something"
And then ladies and gentlemen, something glorious happened. My oh my was it glorious. All the kissing and the lips and the tounges and.... oh man.
Oh man oh man oh man...
Well, as they say, Steven is back in the game. He is back and better than ever. He is very happy.
Is he upset about things?
No he is not.
Is anything bad in the world right now?
Well sure, like Iraq and world hunger.
But what about in Steven's eyes?
Well my friends, right now? Everything is looking pretty damn fantastic.
Well, we saw Memoirs of a Geisha. A little heavy-handed for my tastes, but she read the book and liked it, so no big. Anyways, i drive her back home, and she gets out of the car. I think, wait no! I'm not done here! So i get out too and walk her to the door. When we get to the door, we have a little bit of a chit chat. And then, we pause, and neither of us say anything. And then we say goodbye, and i walk back to my car.
And then, i say no. I think to myself, what the hell are you doing. Go back there right now. And i stand there, doing a little tug of war between the front door and the car. This goes on for about 60 seconds, and then i tentatively walk to the front door. I stand there, and then i ring the doorbell. She comes back, opens the door, and says hi. I respond...
"I forgot something"
And then ladies and gentlemen, something glorious happened. My oh my was it glorious. All the kissing and the lips and the tounges and.... oh man.
Oh man oh man oh man...
Well, as they say, Steven is back in the game. He is back and better than ever. He is very happy.
Is he upset about things?
No he is not.
Is anything bad in the world right now?
Well sure, like Iraq and world hunger.
But what about in Steven's eyes?
Well my friends, right now? Everything is looking pretty damn fantastic.