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[mushypotatoes]

Yes, i written another one
its not because i forgot
i just think these are more fun
and its the best i've got

So what to say to Jamie Gomes,
that hasn't already been said?
I'd like to grind her lovely bones
to make my wonder bread

But since i've already got a sandwich
and school's mushy french fries
i've decided to tell you all my secrets
and reveal to you all my lies

I'm really tall individual
I'm a midget with stilts in my pants
and when the "hokey-pokey" comes on
i do a stilt-midget dance

I listen to BBMak at night
and cry myself to sleep
and when i hear the Dashboard play
i crumple into an angsty heap

I hate song by Sugarcult
the with where the walls bounce off
And that song by Hanson about Penny?
Yeah, that REALLY gets me off...

I love the smell of pork
thats why i inhale when you're near
and when someone asks me you're nationality
i start to shed a tear (because its really hard)

I recognize how great you are
and i love how you're not a whina'
and if you ever become one
i'll kick you in you're.... eggroll?

So what is this poem about? you say
what is the long-winded purpose?
to tell jamie how awesome she is
and how she reminds me of... umm... pretty... horses...

So happy birthday, jamie
i hope its really cool
cause you're italian, portuguese, and asian
and damn... thats really cool