6/6/06

Apr 22, 2006 21:20

Is going to be the best day ever for metal music. Something like 1200 albums coming out that day, I think.

Have you heard the new Tool? (Do you even like Tool?) It is absolutely _amazing_.

Sorry. Hi. My name is Mike. I'm learnin' meself some audio mixing stuff, and my current hope is to work in a recording studio doing rock music or whatever the hell I end up recording. Strangely, even though I hate it, hip-hop and rap are oddly fun to mix and edit. Mainly because it's easy.

I'm in savannah GA (probably gonna end up in Atlanta :/) right now, but I'm from Chicago. It's taken me four years to vaguely get used to the south and it still gets me sometimes.

Do you eat grits? Icky things, them.

And.... I have not much else to say, so you get a story.

One day, King Jambi was attacking his dinner with great ferocity. He had just vanquished the evil King Mongojomber The Lord of All Things Fuzzy, and was quite happy. Except for that, amidst the battle, he had somehow misplaced his watch.

This was a very special watch to Jambi. Jambi liked that watch.

The Watch hated Jambi. The Watch ran away and was plotting to resurrect King Mongojomber as an immortal zombie burrito, and overthrow Jambi to rule the world. The world didn't really care who ran it, because it was a rather lazy world. Physics tended to wander off and biology had a habit of making things like talking, plotting watches exist. The platypus was merely a stepping stone to greater things.

Anyway, Jambi was eating his dinner. His loyal servant, Electric Rodeo, came in to bring him his dessert tea, when suddenly a pack of ravenous bears devoured all the upholstery in the room! Reviled by this turn of events, Jambi began to use Electric Rodeo as a sabre, skewering bears left and right. Electric Rodeo would've been unhappy about this, but he was already rather unhappy about being named 'Electric Rodeo' so this new turn of events didn't really bother him much.

Dragons.

They happened to be rather miniature dragons, and tasted quite good on shiskabob or as sushi.
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