[Voice/Action/Text] FUN WITH HOROSCOPES 2 - Peach Edition
Day 1: Quit your job. Who needs that crap? [Voice]
[Peach? Making a voice post? UNCONCEIVABLE! But, yep. apparently she's doing one. And the message she sends is not a good one.]
Most of you, citizens of Luceti, might not be aware that I'm a princess back in my homeland.
Still, I am.
But after years of working for my people, I now decided that I hereby renounce my title as the monarch of the Mushroom Kingdom. When i go back to my homeworld, I'll leave the throne and let someone else take my place.
And you want to know why?
I'm tired. Of doing things. For others. And I had it with being the aim of kidnappings just because I'm of royal order! TO HELL WITH IT! [And here's where the feed ends. Don't worry though. Peach's hostility will only last one day and by tomorrow she'll regret ever saying she renounces her beloved throne.]
Day 2: You will come up with a great name for your genitals. [Text]
[In the morning, will guys will get a quick text message from the princess, that reads as follows:]
i was thinking... about naming my ladyparts.
and i came up with a name. you ready?
pearly panty gates
[And that's it. Have fun being weirded out and making Peach blush violently because SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND THAT.
Days 3-5: Your next Career: Foxy Boxer [Action]
[Now... since when Peach knows about the art of boxing?
Apparently, for a long time, because she can be seen at the Luceti gym, punching a bag while wearing a rather... peculiar outfit. And she looks rather strong too.
Care to approach her? If you do, she'll be all sorts of sassy and foxy though (aka completely OOC).]
Day 6: It's probably just a big freckle. No worries. [Voice]
[Another voice post? That might be a record. Either way, Peach's tone of voice is quite... desperate as she talks. Apparently she's back to her old, normal self, but something is bothering her greatly.]
Guys... there's this mole... in my face. I don't know where it came from, but it wasn't here yesterday. I... just hope it isn't anything... too bad. [Aside from the fact that it's ruining her flawless complexion.]
[Peach? Making a voice post? UNCONCEIVABLE! But, yep. apparently she's doing one. And the message she sends is not a good one.]
Most of you, citizens of Luceti, might not be aware that I'm a princess back in my homeland.
Still, I am.
But after years of working for my people, I now decided that I hereby renounce my title as the monarch of the Mushroom Kingdom. When i go back to my homeworld, I'll leave the throne and let someone else take my place.
And you want to know why?
I'm tired. Of doing things. For others. And I had it with being the aim of kidnappings just because I'm of royal order! TO HELL WITH IT! [And here's where the feed ends. Don't worry though. Peach's hostility will only last one day and by tomorrow she'll regret ever saying she renounces her beloved throne.]
Day 2: You will come up with a great name for your genitals. [Text]
[In the morning, will guys will get a quick text message from the princess, that reads as follows:]
i was thinking... about naming my ladyparts.
and i came up with a name. you ready?
pearly panty gates
[And that's it. Have fun being weirded out and making Peach blush violently because SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND THAT.
Days 3-5: Your next Career: Foxy Boxer [Action]
[Now... since when Peach knows about the art of boxing?
Apparently, for a long time, because she can be seen at the Luceti gym, punching a bag while wearing a rather... peculiar outfit. And she looks rather strong too.
Care to approach her? If you do, she'll be all sorts of sassy and foxy though (aka completely OOC).]
Day 6: It's probably just a big freckle. No worries. [Voice]
[Another voice post? That might be a record. Either way, Peach's tone of voice is quite... desperate as she talks. Apparently she's back to her old, normal self, but something is bothering her greatly.]
Guys... there's this mole... in my face. I don't know where it came from, but it wasn't here yesterday. I... just hope it isn't anything... too bad. [Aside from the fact that it's ruining her flawless complexion.]