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[For simplicity's sake, we'll say that someone has indulged in way too much chocolate tea. Waaaay too much. And really, he should have known better, but damn if chocolate tea didn't go well with chocolate chip cookies.]
[Of course, chocolate tea, and chocolate chip cookies is possibly the most embarrassing combination a rather flaily brownsprout could ever eat in this place. As it is, it has left him more than just a little worked up in all the wrong - or, well, depending on how you look at it, right - places.]
[And well. He himself just isn't making the cut, to be politically correct. So, cue a very sexually-deprived, and very horny brownsprout sprawled out on a mess of pillows and blankets. Staring at the ceiling. Trying to count the ceiling tiles. Because that should be pretty boring, right?]
[Except. It's not working.]
[Of course, chocolate tea, and chocolate chip cookies is possibly the most embarrassing combination a rather flaily brownsprout could ever eat in this place. As it is, it has left him more than just a little worked up in all the wrong - or, well, depending on how you look at it, right - places.]
[And well. He himself just isn't making the cut, to be politically correct. So, cue a very sexually-deprived, and very horny brownsprout sprawled out on a mess of pillows and blankets. Staring at the ceiling. Trying to count the ceiling tiles. Because that should be pretty boring, right?]
[Except. It's not working.]