fic: Mandatory Minimums (DCU; Damian, Dick, Steph [Damian/Steph]; pg)

[musesfool]

Mandatory Minimums
DCU; Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson, Stephanie Brown (Damian/Steph); pg; 1,235 words
Damian doesn't think about sex.

While I've enjoyed reading other people's Steph/Damian fic, it was this post by

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[moetushie]

(Hi, here via friends-of-friends. Do you mind if I friend you? I really love your batfam fic.)

Well, Bruce's advice, while it a lot ( a lot ) to be desired, is still useful, I guess. STEPH. DAMIAN.

[musesfool]

Thanks so much! I'm so glad you liked it. And feel free, no need to ask.

Bruce's advice is absolutely useful! And very streamlined! What more could the boy need, after all? *snerk*

[moetushie]

The rest he can figure out himself! (Maybe.)

[musesfool]

Dick did all right, after all! (I wonder if Bruce knows Alfred sat Dick down and had a long talk with him about it. He must, right?)

[moetushie]

I'm sure. I bet Alfred gave the same speech to a young Bruce. Which makes me really sad for some reason. Dead parents, and all.

I wonder if Talia had to give Jason The Talk.

[musesfool]

I imagine Bruce or Alfred tried to talk to Jason and he was like, 'I grew up on the street, yo.' I wouldn't be surprised if Talia was Jason's first time, though.

I bet Alfred gave the same speech to a young Bruce. Which makes me really sad for some reason. Dead parents, and all.

*nod*