call me back when your boyfriend is gone

[musesfool]

Man, there's nothing worse* than a misplaced baby (eta: as in a term of endearment, not an actual, real, live infant) in a sex scene to throw me right out. I mean, I get that it can be endearing or hot in the right circumstances and with the right characters (for values of "right" that equal "circumstances or characters where that works for me"),

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[otherpervert]

Well, no, that's not true - much, much worse than a misplaced baby is and always will be lover. I'm sorry, I just can't stop snickering uncontrollably and hearing, "he's my LOVAAAAAAAH." Completely kills the mood. (with exceptions for where it might be appropriate for characters Of A Certain Age or in historical fiction.)

Ahahahahaha! True dat.

Though, today I read a fic where someone used SOAP as a lube replacement in the shower during a first time anal experience. There was no rinsing after. He used a TON of it the author was sure to elaborate. And then after that he tossed the other guy's salad. I spent the rest of the fic going "Bet he's getting itchy." and "Mmm... soap."

Now, I'm all for proper lubrication (it can throw me out of a fic if it's not there, I believe I ranted on it once), but somehow it's worse if they use something that they really, really shouldn't for lube.

Edited: for make grammer good.

[musesfool]

At least it wasn't honey? Or blood?

[otherpervert]

lol very true. Though I couldn't help but imagine that with soap + thrusting = foaming issue.

Excuse me, it appears your anus has rabies.

[musesfool]

Hee! But bubbles make everything more fun!

[otherpervert]

*ala Z&M Make a Porno* Her name bubbles ;)

[musesfool]

Ah, I did not know that.