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[broodyintensity]

Your Muse: Robert Small

Muse wanted: Any of the other dads? All dads, every dad. I'd love a Joseph for awkward sexual tension (maybe a polyamorous threeway relationswhip with Mary? Here for that.) Alternately, someone to hunt cryptids with! People from Teen Wolf or SPN or Vampire Diaries or whatnot (please just imagine the greatness of Robert and

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[truebizqq]

Oh my fucking god. Disappointingly I have no one to give to this right now, but I'm compelled to comment and let you know this is amazing and seeing it has made my night.

Knife Dad is endgame.

[broodyintensity]

Fucking love it.

(it's Clint yo wassup)

Knife Dad is the best endgame. I bet he'd learn sign for Levi he's a cool dude

[truebizqq]

(I sort of suspected it was you because who else would have created such a genius muse here? Had to be...)

We already know he's good with his hands what with the whittling and all. And Levi's all about avoiding small talk, so he's got that going for him.

My first playthrough I fucked Robert night one and spend the rest of the game trying to romance him to no avail. I've played an embarrassing thirteen hours of the game and have only completed the tracks for two other dads (Joseph and Damien) because I keep playing Robert over and over and over.