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[broodyintensity]

Your Muse: Robert Small

Muse wanted: Any of the other dads? All dads, every dad. I'd love a Joseph for awkward sexual tension (maybe a polyamorous threeway relationswhip with Mary? Here for that.) Alternately, someone to hunt cryptids with! People from Teen Wolf or SPN or Vampire Diaries or whatnot (please just imagine the greatness of Robert and

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[dippwad]

why yes i'd be interested in giving you a buffett baking bible dad

[broodyintensity]

YES GOOD! *hearts and eggplants*

Theirs is a complex relationship I am excited to explore. As stated I'm more into the polyamory angle than Robert being a homewrecker, cuz I like his and Mary's relationship and I don't think he would :c

[dippwad]

i'm with you on that one. mary and robert are the coolest and best of buds, i can't see him doing that either. joseph on the other hand is a well meaning but conflicted dude who can be kinda selfish and hasn't always made the Best Decisions in the past. it would be nice to have him develop to a place where he can make peace with mary because everyone is just so sweet in this game and they deserve to be happy :)

[broodyintensity]

And then Robert can be like the mediator sort of person. He can give Joseph the sexing he needs and Mary the friendship she needs and like together the three of them make a sort of functional marriage?

Even if Robert is pretty sure the twins are fucking wendigos or some shit.

[praisebe]

robert is, ironically, the stabilizing element they need

i bet if/when robert babysits the twins, mary and joseph have to deal with major spookage from them for weeks on end.

[broodyintensity]

It's totally Robert's fault they've seen The Shining, I'd bet money on it.

WHO KNEW that Robert could be the stabilizing element in anything but there you go, the lord works in mysterious ways.