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[biceps_2_spare]

Your Muse: Gaston
Muse wanted: Would adore having a LeFou! And Belle, of course! But any Disney peeps would be wonderful to have around. :'D
Community: smuttysws, sixwordstories and personal journals.
Fandom: Disney
Canon: Modern AUs from the animated/live action films.
Book, Movie, Game, Other: Movies.
PB: Human PBs. Up to the mun if the live action castings don't live

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[biceps_2_spare]

I don't know who you are but I know I love you. Like this was the best impulsive decision I have ever heard of. <3

[swoonswoon]

it's ellie's mun. <3
i sat down and rewatched the movie earlier today, and this just... needed to happen.
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[biceps_2_spare]

LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!11! <3<3<3<3

I'd kiss the top of that wonderful head of yours if I could. OH GOD I cannot wait to see how extreme the stalking can get. XD

[swoonswoon]

eeeeeeeee~~~ yeeeeees! the worst, most extreme stalkers.

i can already picture them sharing a binder filled with super intimate, super grainy pictures of gaston from afar and cutouts of themselves pasted in wedding dresses.
and a separate journal dedicated to x's on belle's face in varying shades of red lipstick. cos eff that betch. >:c

[biceps_2_spare]

Yesssss! XD

Oh, God, they probably know every damn line he's ever said on the screen and on every youtube interview and lyp sinc to it as they watch. And they sure argue with people online because OMG he is so totally not a racist or a mysoginist but people like totally judge him because he is a poor cis white guy. THEIR POOR CINAMMON ROLL.

[swoonswoon]

they don't just know it, they own it. there's probably at least three of those thick cd cases filled with burned movies of gaston being gaston and a minimum of three legally purchased copies of each of his movies lining the shelves, because they don't need money to eat. food is temporary. gaston's glorious pecs are forever.

...also, if an app ever pops up where it connects sound bytes of gaston saying he loves you and that you're his forever-girl or whatever, that would be these three. it'll cost 4.99-- because they have to make money somehow if they're gonna be on his level-- and all of the profits will go toward getting more natural audio and less ugly photoshop.

[biceps_2_spare]

Oddly enough, Gaston would totally pay 4.99 to hear himself saying he loves himself. He'd think it was the most wonderful thing created since eggs.

How long before the Bimbettes set up an Etsy store selling t-shirts that say 'Future Mrs LeGume'? They'd probably hate anyone that wears them but is not one of them three.

[swoonswoon]

as soon as they get approved for a new credit card, they'll be buying a brand new t-shirt press. the last card was maxed out on gas, magazines, top ramen, and merch.

[pitydafou]

LADY YOU ARE PERFECT

[swoonswoon]

lefou better watch out for these three.
they'll jump him for those bags of trash. they don't give a frick how gross it is. there's something of worth in there, and it will be theirs.

[pitydafou]

when u were expecting raccons but see fangirls:

[biceps_2_spare]

Don't be a dumbass, LeFou!! Raccoons? Let a real man solve this mystery.

[pitydafou]

that gif is almost better without context

[biceps_2_spare]

Of course. Because no one is random like Gaston.

[swoonswoon]

not yet, but anything's possible. ;)

[swoonswoon]

oh no. so many horrifying answers, and only so many options to choose from before someone calls the cops...