Canine Persuasion - Chapter 6 - Brazil Nuts
Title: Canine Persuasion
Author: Morganna3
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Pakkun tells it like it is. KakaSaku drabble series. Pakkun POV
Disclaimer: Naruto is copyrighted to Masashi Kishimoto, Shonen Jump and Viz et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
A/N: Possible crack and just for fun. Loosely (in some cases very loosely) based on the 50 shinobi theme challenge. Shinobi Theme #26 Potato Chips turned into Brazil Nuts. Hey, they’re both salty snack foods.
As they burst through the door, Pakkun nearly choked. The alcohol fumes permeating the apartment were almost visible.
Wrinkling her nose in disgust, Sakura hurried past him and toward Kakashi who was leaning on the couch, gasping for breath. She reached the edge of the coffee table and stopped, staring fixatedly at something on the floor.
Pakkun followed her gaze to a spilled bottle of sake and an overturned bowl of Brazil Nuts scattered across the carpet.
“Of all the stupid, moronic, imbecilic…” Sakura muttered while stalking forward, hands outstretched and already glowing.
For a brief instant, Pakkun was afraid that she was going to strangle the Copy Nin but much to his relief her hands settled gently on his throat. He sighed in content and sat back on his haunches. Kakashi would be okay and now it was time for the show he’d been anticipating.
Sure enough, Sakura started the festivities.
Finished healing, she stepped back and crossed her arms. “I can’t believe you! What were you thinking?” Foot tapping, she waited not so patiently for an answer.
“Gai...Bet.” Kakashi's horse whisper sounded loudly in the room.
In high dudgeon, her eyes narrowed as she whacked him upside the head. “Gai’s idiocy does not give you license to act on your idiotic impulses. Don’t do it again.” She huffed in exasperation and shook her head. “Eating Brazil Nuts…”
Pakkun was confused. “What do Brazil Nuts have to do with his condition?”
“He’s allergic.” She smacked Kakashi again. “And he knows better.”
Kakashi rubbed his head, slightly chagrined. Looking up, he suddenly burst into wheezing laughter.
Sakura frowned in puzzlement.
Pointing in her general direction, Kakashi managed to gasp, “Your hair...”
She glanced at her reflection in the mirror and froze as she noticed her appearance for the first time since waking. Growling, she finger combed the rat’s nest sticking up every which way on top of her head. Finishing her impromptu grooming, she turned to glare at Kakashi. “Says the man covered in sake. I swear. You’re worse than Naruto.”
Kakashi looked truly horrified.
Sometimes Pakkun wondered if Kakashi did these things on purpose.
Author: Morganna3
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Pakkun tells it like it is. KakaSaku drabble series. Pakkun POV
Disclaimer: Naruto is copyrighted to Masashi Kishimoto, Shonen Jump and Viz et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
A/N: Possible crack and just for fun. Loosely (in some cases very loosely) based on the 50 shinobi theme challenge. Shinobi Theme #26 Potato Chips turned into Brazil Nuts. Hey, they’re both salty snack foods.
As they burst through the door, Pakkun nearly choked. The alcohol fumes permeating the apartment were almost visible.
Wrinkling her nose in disgust, Sakura hurried past him and toward Kakashi who was leaning on the couch, gasping for breath. She reached the edge of the coffee table and stopped, staring fixatedly at something on the floor.
Pakkun followed her gaze to a spilled bottle of sake and an overturned bowl of Brazil Nuts scattered across the carpet.
“Of all the stupid, moronic, imbecilic…” Sakura muttered while stalking forward, hands outstretched and already glowing.
For a brief instant, Pakkun was afraid that she was going to strangle the Copy Nin but much to his relief her hands settled gently on his throat. He sighed in content and sat back on his haunches. Kakashi would be okay and now it was time for the show he’d been anticipating.
Sure enough, Sakura started the festivities.
Finished healing, she stepped back and crossed her arms. “I can’t believe you! What were you thinking?” Foot tapping, she waited not so patiently for an answer.
“Gai...Bet.” Kakashi's horse whisper sounded loudly in the room.
In high dudgeon, her eyes narrowed as she whacked him upside the head. “Gai’s idiocy does not give you license to act on your idiotic impulses. Don’t do it again.” She huffed in exasperation and shook her head. “Eating Brazil Nuts…”
Pakkun was confused. “What do Brazil Nuts have to do with his condition?”
“He’s allergic.” She smacked Kakashi again. “And he knows better.”
Kakashi rubbed his head, slightly chagrined. Looking up, he suddenly burst into wheezing laughter.
Sakura frowned in puzzlement.
Pointing in her general direction, Kakashi managed to gasp, “Your hair...”
She glanced at her reflection in the mirror and froze as she noticed her appearance for the first time since waking. Growling, she finger combed the rat’s nest sticking up every which way on top of her head. Finishing her impromptu grooming, she turned to glare at Kakashi. “Says the man covered in sake. I swear. You’re worse than Naruto.”
Kakashi looked truly horrified.
Sometimes Pakkun wondered if Kakashi did these things on purpose.