Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed
thosetwoturrets's flat tire (15 points). Last week I gave
docsgirl a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I put money in
clockwork_doc's expired parking meter (14 points). In October I gave
mslucysleeches a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (34 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
museicalmarty
If anyone DESERVES a wet willy, it's my mun.
But yeah, I've been good. I hope "dolly" includes action figures or something -- I'd rather have a GI Joe than a Wet-Me Susan or whatever they've got out there.