Comments | musebysentence: 100.49. "Ladies, first."

dapperdevious in musebysentence

100.49. "Ladies, first."

Jun 20, 2012 12:10

I'll let ladies go first when they start acting like ladies.

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have2justbeme June 20 2012, 02:15:58 UTC

Damn! I didn't realize I wasn't acting like a lady, but I'm willing to bet you could teach a master class.

dapperdevious June 20 2012, 02:31:19 UTC

Wear pants, shave your head, get a couple of tats, ride a bike. You won't be a lady, but a dyke is probably about as good as you will get. There you go, I grade you A+ for trying. Is that actually a skirt, or are you just really pleased to see me?

have2justbeme June 20 2012, 02:50:07 UTC

Seriously? That the best you got? I may be a dyke, but I don't think I'm the only one here. And don't be jealous just because you don't have the legs for this skirt.

dapperdevious June 20 2012, 02:53:57 UTC

Why is it that, when someone is actually really annoyed, they always ask 'Is that the best you got?' That's a seriously old and bland comeback, Lopez. I expect better from you. Oh but, sweetheart, I really, really do, and I ain't ashamed to admit it. You on the other hand... well, you could use a shave. That Latino blood has got to be a real bitch.

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