Andy said the exact same thing. What the fuck is it you think I'm going to do with these soldiers? Your wife actually sent him to the bar. And no, I don't think it is. He wants to tell me something before we do the date thing and Andy seems to think it's huge, and even Rob's making it sound huge. I'm now worried about what he's going to tell me. I don't know, he needed to be ruffled. Plus he had the whole southern accent thing, and a confused puppy look. It's a winning combination.
Tab? Why is she suddenly the pimp of the bunch? I would ask if he's killed someone, but he probably has. But thinking of it that way, there's not much else that can trump it, is there? And he's enlisted, do it's not like he's going to be some uber crim, is it?
You're a sap. Did he look like Ned Flanders with the desperate need to be ruffled?
You have another wife? I don't know. I'm sure she just wanted him to go to the bar and have fun. Doubt it was so I'd shag his brains out. He was in Iraq, so safe to say yes. And I doubt it. Hopefully not...
Says you, Lulu. I'm the one with the glasses, not him. He's way sexier than Ned.
You were the one hooking me up with Flynn for a lay. She didn't. And I really don't think the soldier thing was a sex thing. Who else is she getting laid?
He rocked up in one of those shirts all neatly pressed and every button done up.
I just told you that you should pay for it. Fucked if I know. It could be half of New York by now.
How is that a bad thing? At least he didn't have his jocks (or arse) hanging out of his pants and sauce stains down the front. I thought girls liked the metrosexuals.
Well, I didn't. He did me a favour since I'm your cousin. You honestly think she's going that crazy with the pimping?
You just should have seen him. He was too fucking neat. He needed ruffling. Well, that is all gross, but a different thing all together. This is me, I've never liked the metrosexuals.
That was lucky. I know he's not cheap, and charges by the hour. I don't know. She told me she wants a baby, so it could be.
Maybe he's not used to being dressed up, so he overcompensated. He's a soldier, just fantasise about him freshly back from battle or dirty and sweaty. So, is he a metrosexual? Did we clarify what he was or just deduced he needed ruffling?
I could have paid, but he didn't want it. She wants a baby right now?
He said he wanted to try and blend in, but admitted to failing. Mm... hot. No, he's not. He's all about comfort and more used to his uniform than anything. At first he just needed ruffling. He's down to earth.
He's a good guy. And no, just eventually. She didn't like kids much before.
He's not used to New York. That's cool. It's not for the faint-hearted if you aren't used to it. So, he's a basic bloke, a hard-working bloke, a soldier. Could be a winner, you know. He doesn't sound like an arsehole.
I don't think he's on the market for anything but a good lay, so it worked out well. I didn't expect you to fall for him, or vice versa. Yeah, I do. Just not right now. I've got too much shit going on.
Figured he didn't have the time between his job, and the threesome thing. Plus he's not my type outside of a hot tumble. He's definitely worthy of his reputation, though. So what's the problem if she doesn't want kids now, either?
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You're a sap. Did he look like Ned Flanders with the desperate need to be ruffled?
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Says you, Lulu. I'm the one with the glasses, not him. He's way sexier than Ned.
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So, what needs to be ruffled? Did he rock up in a suit or something?
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He rocked up in one of those shirts all neatly pressed and every button done up.
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How is that a bad thing? At least he didn't have his jocks (or arse) hanging out of his pants and sauce stains down the front. I thought girls liked the metrosexuals.
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You just should have seen him. He was too fucking neat. He needed ruffling. Well, that is all gross, but a different thing all together. This is me, I've never liked the metrosexuals.
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Maybe he's not used to being dressed up, so he overcompensated. He's a soldier, just fantasise about him freshly back from battle or dirty and sweaty. So, is he a metrosexual? Did we clarify what he was or just deduced he needed ruffling?
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He said he wanted to try and blend in, but admitted to failing. Mm... hot. No, he's not. He's all about comfort and more used to his uniform than anything. At first he just needed ruffling. He's down to earth.
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He's not used to New York. That's cool. It's not for the faint-hearted if you aren't used to it. So, he's a basic bloke, a hard-working bloke, a soldier. Could be a winner, you know. He doesn't sound like an arsehole.
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He's from a small town in Arkansas. Littlerock. He's not an arsehole, so thanks for agreeing. A winner, huh?
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As much of a winner as a bloke can be enlisted.
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Point.
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