44.9. Defend

[scrubbedup]

I don't appreciate it being hinted that I'm socially handicapped because I'm a single male nurse, thank you very much... and no, I'm not gay.

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[peninmypocket]

You'd totally go gay for me.

[scrubbedup]

You keep telling yourself that, mate. Come talk to me when you grow boobs and a vagina.

[peninmypocket]

Well, you're in luck. I do now have boobs and a vagina, and my name is Jackie.

[scrubbedup]

Fuck, I haven't had my head up my ass that long, have I?

[peninmypocket]

Yeah, it has. And I've started my career as a Broadway performer, and said goodbye to journalism.

[scrubbedup]

Well, you always did like your Barbara Streisand.

[peninmypocket]

But no friend of Dorothy's.

[scrubbedup]

Who the fuck is Dorothy?

[peninmypocket]

You really aren't up with your metaphors, are you? A friend of Dorothy is code for gay.

[scrubbedup]

I've had my head up my ass, not a dick. I'm lagging on the uptake.

[peninmypocket]

Which could be your problem. So what happened? If we're breaking up as buddies, you better tell me now. I try and call, and no answer.

[scrubbedup]

Got one of those stomach bugs and didn't want to see anyone. I couldn't break up with you if you moved to Iceland. You would still bug me.

[peninmypocket]

That sucks, man. You okay now? That's real love right there. Never leaving the other person alone when you break up with them. How else will I win you back?

[scrubbedup]

Yeah, I'm getting there. Just needed to die for a few days. It was just bad timing. If we don't technically break up, you don't need to win me back, do you? Why don't you have a regular lay, yet? Your cock can't be that boring.

[peninmypocket]

Need some chicken soup? If nothing else, I can make good chicken soup. Bad timing how? Me calling you? That's true. I do like the laziness that comes with not technically breaking up. Fucked if I know, man. I definitely don't think it's boring, but maybe I'm too nice? It's all about bad boys now, and working at your hospital. I swear every girl I meet just winds up talking about some cute doctor, or nurse.

[scrubbedup]

Not really that hungry, but cheers for the offer. No, just bad timing in general. 2010 is fucked already. Randy fucking someone, and now Mel is too and I want to kill both of the dudes. You can't be too nice. Guaranteed all the doctors and nurses are nice guys. Like what my sisters are fucking, nice on the outside, but you don't know on the inside. There's been a new influx of residents and interns.