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[showingnuttage]

Man, Kurt takes more time in the bathroom than, like, five girls all in a row.

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[gotstarpower]

I coulda told you that, babe. Boy needs his own warning label. You gotta beat him in there or you'll wait forever.

[showingnuttage]

Well, I know that now. After having a cold shower and ending up late for school. I would ask what the hell he does in there, but I think it's probably best staying a mystery.

[gotstarpower]

It's one of them great mysteries of the universe. I think only Kurt knows what Kurt does in there. Potentially Blaine, but the smirk that boy gets could mean any number of things. God help us if they end up in there together.

[showingnuttage]

End up together in a bathroom? Sounds like fun. How about we test the theory?

[gotstarpower]

Oh hell, you're relentless. You can find a single girl to test that theory on, boy.

[showingnuttage]

How about coffee before school? Everyone needs a coffee before school.

[gotstarpower]

If y'all happen to be at the Lima Bean when I'm at the Lima Bean, we could buy a coffee together. But I'll have my other half in tow, just for the record.

[showingnuttage]

Shane?

[gotstarpower]

Kurt.

[showingnuttage]

So, I'm competing against two guys for your attentions? I need to get my act together.

[gotstarpower]

Well, three actually, if you consider that Kurt and Blaine are attached at the hip. They're sort of a package deal. Sam, you're a sweetheart, but you know where I stand.

[showingnuttage]

But they don't want to date you, so I get a heads up there. I think wherever you're standing, you aren't stuck there forever. 'Cedes, I really care about you.

[gotstarpower]

I really care about you too, Sam, but this ain't fair on you. I love Shane.

[showingnuttage]

If you loved him, you wouldn't be thinking about me all the time.

[gotstarpower]

Maybe you got a point...

Sam, I gotta go or I'll be late meeting Kurt. I'll see you in glee club.