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I just want to see an episode of Toddlers & Tiaras dedicated SOLELY to the stupid actions and faces pulled by the pageant moms in the audience. I think it would be a real ratings booster. Or just cut out the middle man, screw the kids, get the moms up on the stage to do the routines. Clearly they know the moves way better and look even more ridiculous doing them than toddlers dressed up like prostitutes.