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[finninator]

A pigeon pooped on my car right after I washed it. That's seven years bad luck, right?

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[justbeingaqueen]

No, that's just what happens when you're an ass. Even the pigeons know it.

[finninator]

Hey, what did I do wrong? You've been a bitch to me for days now.

[justbeingaqueen]

I cannot believe you even need to ask that.

[finninator]

Well, I do. I'm not a sidekick, you know.

[justbeingaqueen]

Psychic, Finn. Psychic. And thank god or people would surely die with the depth of your visions. I'm talking about you being a total jerk to Blaine in Glee. I thought you liked him. You told me to my face you liked him.

[finninator]

I do like him. He's just always around. You hardly ever just hang out with me anymore. Plus, he's gotta learn to share all the solos here.

[justbeingaqueen]

He's my boyfriend, Finn. Him being around all the time is a fact you're just going to have to like or lump it. I've asked you if you want to hang out and do things sometimes, and you're always too busy watching TV or trying to kill giant bugs on your laptop. Oh, do not even make this into a pain in the ass solo debate. Blaine's reason for being in New Directions has nothing to do with him wanting to steal solos off anyone.

[finninator]

Yeah, well, I ain't gonna hang out with you guys when you're all sucking each other's faces off all over the place. It makes me feel like a third wheel. Why is he there then? I thought he just got bored of the Warblers. No one even told me why he was there, he was just suddenly there and trying to burn our school down!

[justbeingaqueen]

So, it's okay for you and Rachel to do that - including in the middle of our Nationals performance - but it's not okay for me and Blaine? Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence, Finn. He's there for us! For me, for him. So we can have more time together. That's what people in love want to do, you know. Be together. You are seriously only functioning on two brain cells, aren't you? Blaine had nothing to do with the fire, it was Santana and the Cheerios.

[finninator]

We said we were sorry. And you were making out in the middle of Man vs. Wild. I couldn't concentrate. You know I haven't got anything against you and Blaine, dude. Why do you have to be pissed at me? Are you going to sew my sheets together again?

[justbeingaqueen]

The guy was drinking urine, Finn. I'm not subjecting my brain to that drivel. I don't actually know that right now, no. I don't understand why you couldn't just be happy to have Blaine with us and at McKinley. You, out of everyone, should have been happy for me. Someone cares about me so much he transferred schools to be with me, and you were a dick about it. My own brother.

[finninator]

You never know when you might get stuck out in the wild and need to know this shit! Did you know you can eat tarantulas to stop the runs? I am happy for you, dude. I dunno, I guess I thought it meant I'd have even less time with you.

[justbeingaqueen]

Ugh, don't even. That's disgusting. I will never find myself stuck in the wild, so it's irrelevant. So, why don't you ever ask me to hang out? I just think you're too busy with Rachel all the time.