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[geniuscowboy]

Okay, talking is lovely and awesome and all... but sometimes I just really want to get to the foreplay, capiche?

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[cutandlearn]

Capiche? What the hell, Chris?!

You post this on a public forum! You're not even gonna get talking now, let alone goddamn foreplay.

[geniuscowboy]

What's your problem?

[cutandlearn]

You really need to ask that? Seriously?

[geniuscowboy]

I don't know what I've done wrong! I was just being honest.

[cutandlearn]

First, you couldn't just maybe talk to me about this at home? You know, in private?

Then you end it with 'capiche'? Who the hell are you expected advice from?! Or is this aimed at me but so that everyone can see I'm just some talker who won't even let you get to the foreplay when you're horny?

[geniuscowboy]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! This was just in response to a debate with Proctor and Tuck in the cafeteria! I wasn't aiming it at you. It was a generalisation. Eva told a guy she's seeing that she wants to talk more with him first before... anything, when she actually has no intentions of... anything. So, we all had our opinion on the subject.

Sheesh.

[cutandlearn]

Oh...

My bad. Sorry, baby. Go back to your debate with the boys and Eva. But just so we're clear... I'm not too talkative beforehand, right?

[geniuscowboy]

Eva wasn't there. I just think if you're leading a guy on, at least make it clear he's not going to get any. Don't make him talk about shit and then turn around and say "You know what, I don't think so."

I don't think you're anymore talkative than the next person.

[cutandlearn]

I never saw the point in leading a guy on. Either you want him, or you don't. No point being a prick tease. No one wins.

Is that gonna be part of your vows?

[geniuscowboy]

She's on the crusade about finding a guy that's more than just sex. She's not interested in anyone she can't talk to, so apparently she's auditioning anyone interested in the role. I don't know why you can't talk and have sex. You don't even need to do it simultaneously.

I'm not the one who has a hang up about it :P

[cutandlearn]

I... don't even have the words for that. We talk and have sex. We were talking before we had sex, and we've been talking since having sex. I don't get why Eva needs to go on a crusade anyway. Any guy would be lucky to have her.

Bite me, Deleo :/

[geniuscowboy]

She doesn't think there are any good guys left. I think. I still can't decide if she's still pissed at me for hooking up with you. She also doesn't want to get married. She wants a guy to know and talk to, but doesn't want to get married.

If you ask nicely.

[cutandlearn]

Well, I did steal the last good one. So she... wants a gay guy to hang out with?

It's nearly my birthday, will you please bite me?

[geniuscowboy]

I don't even think a gay guy will cut it. I think she just thinks that me getting engaged was some sort of traitor act because we were always so down on committment together.

Really? I must've forgotten :P

[cutandlearn]

Wow, she really does have it bad. No wonder she's only keeping talk with me restricted to work. I think I've become Kathy in her eyes.

:O

[geniuscowboy]

The thing is, I never said I was down on committment. She did, I always just really, really liked sex.

:P