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[doctordefib]

If luck is being shat on by a pigeon, what the hell do you do to deserve a bad day? Get shat on by an elephant? Maybe I should have gotten a helmet and brought my shovel to work just in case.

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[pimpingoutjesus]

Do you come across a lot of elephants on a daily basis?

[doctordefib]

Well, I don't come across murderers either, but we all know they exist.

[pimpingoutjesus]

Yes, but I would think in less concentration than elephants.