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PICKUP LINE MEME

Jul 07, 2011 17:23

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme

So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper ( Read more... )

pickup lines, get in here, open meme

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Indiana Jones - Indiana Jones thwartingnazis July 7 2011, 20:27:35 UTC

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thwartingnazis July 7 2011, 23:16:43 UTC

I'm flattered by the offer, but I'll have to pass.

Unless this is a poorly worded offer for an actual adventure.

[ooc: oh god, he doesn't understand jokes made about the movie because he is that movie. There are so many fun comebacks when you know the movie exists though ;; ]

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Eridan Ampora - MSPaintAdventures/Homestuck wwinner July 7 2011, 20:29:09 UTC

m33ow July 7 2011, 20:42:35 UTC

:33 < if you were a tear in my eye i would not cry fur fear of losing you

wwinner July 7 2011, 21:19:19 UTC

wwhat are you evven

nep wwhat are you talking about wwhat brought this on

m33ow July 7 2011, 21:32:46 UTC

:33 < are you turning me down? :((

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Nepeta Leijon ♌ Homestuck m33ow July 7 2011, 20:31:14 UTC

Re: Nepeta Leijon ♌ Homestuck majorpandra July 7 2011, 20:58:49 UTC

Hey baby, wanna play lion? Kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

m33ow July 7 2011, 21:07:01 UTC

:33 < *ac is a little bit confused by the apurroach but he s33ms furiendly*
:33 < sure! i love roleplaying
:33 < *she thinks he has good intentions*

majorpandra July 7 2011, 21:10:19 UTC

[He really, really doesn't have good intentions. However, he noted that his first attempt was more confusing than it was helpful. Better try again.]

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

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Terezi Pyrope ♎ Homestuck sn1ff July 7 2011, 20:32:55 UTC

future_hatsune July 7 2011, 23:42:22 UTC

[She'll come by Miku on the side of the road dressed up rather like a hooker, holding a cardboard sign in front of herself:

COME MAKE ME SING
[sic]

What's wrong with this picture? Oh, yeah, right...]

sn1ff July 8 2011, 00:04:54 UTC

[Being blind she can't really read the words! But she'll get closer and sniff them]

Those words smell like...pails. How inappropriate!

future_hatsune July 8 2011, 00:47:18 UTC

[Oh! Oh the pretty girl has a cane and -- oh. Oh, she's a troll. But the robot girl is undeterred! She'll just... uh.]

You can smell the words?

Honda Sakura | Nyotalia usedmodernize July 7 2011, 20:33:31 UTC

herz_und_hand July 7 2011, 20:46:57 UTC

Excuse me, but is your father a baker?

Because some fresh bread would go nicely with dinner.

[ Yes. Of course it is a pick up line. Okok. ]

usedmodernize July 7 2011, 20:50:15 UTC

[...what. And why do you look familiar.]

I'm afraid he's not... In fact, I don't know my father.

herz_und_hand July 7 2011, 20:56:27 UTC

[ Discreetly turns to check some sort of book...

He might be doing this wrong. This is not in the manual. ]

Oh. [ Cough. ] I am sorry.

Do I happen...to know you from somewhere? [ Really he shouldn't be forgetting names and such like this. ]

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