[ accidental video post ]

[lickmyboss]

[ Inuchiyo's pitiful excuse for a device, one slightly maligned by his tender care, has been discarded on the countertop and has turned on because the abuse has left it

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[blowsmyboss]

... You're cleaning all of this up before our Lord sees this mess.

[lickmyboss]

But, Kuraaa, I'm not finisheeeeed.

[blowsmyboss]

That doesn't even look edible.

[lickmyboss]

Sure, it is! [ Brandishes a blob-esque creation with a few umeboshi smacked on the top. ]

Try it! Try it!

[blowsmyboss]

[ Gives it a horrified look. ]

No way! You try it first.

[lickmyboss]

But I made it for you! [ THERE'S SOME MEASURE OF SELF-RESTRAINT. HE'S TRYING HARD NOT TO EAT IT HIMSELF HERE. ]

[blowsmyboss]

[ NO BY ALL MEANS, EAT IT. ]

I don't want it!!

[lickmyboss]

... Are you suuuure?

[blowsmyboss]

I'm not eating anything you make.

[lickmyboss]

[ ... well. if you insist. He's gobbling it down as he continues. ]

I made it for you, though.

[blowsmyboss]

[ Will just eye you as you eat :| He will take no responsibilities for the aftereffects. ]

I hope you didn't make any of that stuff for our Lord.

[lickmyboss]

[ ... a woeful look at the biggest blob of them with tenderly placed pile of nori. ]

Um.

a;sdfjsldkf so cute sob

[blowsmyboss]

[ ................... ]

You're not giving the Lord that.

ARE YOU FEELING DIRTY FOR THINKING OF HIM AND SEX?

[lickmyboss]

... Why not? It's not dirty or anything. I only dropped one on the floor.

... to say the truth sex isn't even in my mind when I app to Amat :|;

[blowsmyboss]

[ BONK TO YOUR HEAD. ]

Think for yourself! Why would he eat something you make? They're probably poisonous and will give him diarrhea or something!

which is why now that I'm trying to write the app, I'm like aaaaah

[lickmyboss]

But I didn't put anything in it like that.