[ accidental video post ]

[lickmyboss]

[ Inuchiyo's pitiful excuse for a device, one slightly maligned by his tender care, has been discarded on the countertop and has turned on because the abuse has left it

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[liekaboss]

[ Someone isn't happy he's been woken up. He's standing at the doorway of the kitchen, arms crossed over his chest, looking pissed. Very pissed. ]

What is it this time?

[lickmyboss]

[ Straightening excitedly. ]

Good morning, my lord! You're up early!

[liekaboss]

Because of you.

[lickmyboss]

'Cause you knew I was cooking you something super-special for breakfast?

[liekaboss]

[ Foot in your face ]

Because you were making so much damn noise making it.

[lickmyboss]

[ stumbling back enough to peek around it. ]

But, but I tried so hard to be quiet and your room's all the way over there!

[liekaboss]

You didn't try hard enough.

[lickmyboss]

I'm sorry, my lord! If you go back to sleep now, I'll be really quiet.

[liekaboss]

That won't change the fact you left everything a mess, and now I have to look at it and you.

[lickmyboss]

[ licking a piece of rice off the side of his hand. ]

Well, if we eat it, it'll be okay.

[liekaboss]

Is it even edible?

[lickmyboss]

Sure it is! [ scooping up bits to hold a rice blob up at Nobunaga.

... That he's barely resisting the urge to drool over himself. ]

Doesn't it look good, my lord?

[liekaboss]

[ And he's making a face. A very disturbed face. ]

It looks and smells like something I'd find on the bottom of my shoe.

[lickmyboss]

....

[ pausing a second to lean forward and sniff it himself. ]

But I bet it'll taste better...

[liekaboss]

You'd eat anything off the bottom of my shoe, so your opinion doesn't count.

[lickmyboss]

Then, my lord should try it! Because his opinion counts way more!