Arr!
My pirate name is:
Black Roger Bonney
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
BTW, I'm not dead - just stranded in the US with no money, limited internet access, and currently no way back to the UK. *throws a temper tantrum*