What the fuck is juice? I want some grape DRINK!
Woof, it's been a bit of a while since anything interesting happened, and I'm a man of few words anyway.
Dave Chappelle was on Inside the Actor's Studio the other day. At first, I was all like... why??? But then I watched it. It was fuckin historic. For the first time ever, James Lipton danced. Also, Dave Chappelle himself almost cried.
I got back from SETC on sunday. Everything but the SETC part was awesome. What sucked was this: I did what was probably the best audition Ive ever done, and I got 17 callbacks. But guess what? All a callback consisted of was visiting your college's booth, and getting a brochure. Aside from that, here's the awesome stuff: Our hotel room kicked ASS. It was a penthouse suite and had two stories. Yeah that's right. Went to Ripley's believe it or not and downtown Disney. Ate dinner at the House of Blues. That was a lot of jambalaya.
Here's some free advice for you folks. If you ever get your hands on a fresh Habanero pepper, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TOUCH IT UNTIL IT'S BEEN COOKED!!! I ate ONE SEED. ONE MOTHERFUCKING SEED. Wanna know what it felt like? Ever ate a handful of fire ants? Ever ate an atom bomb? There ya go. If for some reason you decide to be a fucking moron, drink a slushee. They help.
Ray Cannon is the most accidentally funny person EVER. He thought B.C. stood for "biblical times", he wants to go back in time and snipe Hitler, and he hid from Mrs. Romenack by hiding under a table.
Took Martina to some of Friday Night Live last night. It was either breakdancing, rapping, bad breakdancing or bad rapping. There was, however, a band formed by none other than Mr Joyce, Mr Marshall and Mr Bosco. Bosco and Marshall played guitar, and Mr Joyce took care of lead vocals. They did Oasis, Alice in Chains, and Nirvana. Joyce actually sounds a lot like the Alice in Chains guy. They rocked. And rolled. All night. Sweet Suzie. Also, Martina met my dad. Draw your own conclusions.
In other news, Noel Redding is grossly underrated as a bassist. If you listen to the song "Fire," the bass is better than the lead guitar, and dont forget, that's JIMI HENDRIX playing lead guitar.
In other other news, when I make my Fallout movie, Uwe Boll will see it, and shit his pants.
I'm out.
Dave Chappelle was on Inside the Actor's Studio the other day. At first, I was all like... why??? But then I watched it. It was fuckin historic. For the first time ever, James Lipton danced. Also, Dave Chappelle himself almost cried.
I got back from SETC on sunday. Everything but the SETC part was awesome. What sucked was this: I did what was probably the best audition Ive ever done, and I got 17 callbacks. But guess what? All a callback consisted of was visiting your college's booth, and getting a brochure. Aside from that, here's the awesome stuff: Our hotel room kicked ASS. It was a penthouse suite and had two stories. Yeah that's right. Went to Ripley's believe it or not and downtown Disney. Ate dinner at the House of Blues. That was a lot of jambalaya.
Here's some free advice for you folks. If you ever get your hands on a fresh Habanero pepper, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TOUCH IT UNTIL IT'S BEEN COOKED!!! I ate ONE SEED. ONE MOTHERFUCKING SEED. Wanna know what it felt like? Ever ate a handful of fire ants? Ever ate an atom bomb? There ya go. If for some reason you decide to be a fucking moron, drink a slushee. They help.
Ray Cannon is the most accidentally funny person EVER. He thought B.C. stood for "biblical times", he wants to go back in time and snipe Hitler, and he hid from Mrs. Romenack by hiding under a table.
Took Martina to some of Friday Night Live last night. It was either breakdancing, rapping, bad breakdancing or bad rapping. There was, however, a band formed by none other than Mr Joyce, Mr Marshall and Mr Bosco. Bosco and Marshall played guitar, and Mr Joyce took care of lead vocals. They did Oasis, Alice in Chains, and Nirvana. Joyce actually sounds a lot like the Alice in Chains guy. They rocked. And rolled. All night. Sweet Suzie. Also, Martina met my dad. Draw your own conclusions.
In other news, Noel Redding is grossly underrated as a bassist. If you listen to the song "Fire," the bass is better than the lead guitar, and dont forget, that's JIMI HENDRIX playing lead guitar.
In other other news, when I make my Fallout movie, Uwe Boll will see it, and shit his pants.
I'm out.