I Haven't Seen X3 Yet, But...

May 30, 2006 03:42

Reasons For Props:

-Beast is in it, and he's played by Kelsey Grammar.

Reasons For Non-Props:

-Storm is in it, and she's played by Halle Berry.

Reasons For Props:

-Angel is in it, and he's played by BEN MOTHERFUCKING FOSTER.

Reasons For Non-Props:

-Angel is in it, and WE'RE ON THE THIRD FUCKING MOVIE.

Reasons For Props:

-The X-Men movies made it all the way to 3.

Reasons For Non-Props:

-The X-Men movies made it all the way to 3, AND NO FUCKING SENTINELS, OR GAMBIT, OR CABLE, OR BISHOP OR APOCALYPSE OR FUCKING OMEGA RED. WHAT THE FUCK!? OMEGA RED RULES! HE'D BE ALMOST AS COOL TO SEE ONSCREEN AS VENOM OR CARNAGE WOULD BE! HE'S A GIANT RUSSIAN WHO SUCKS OUT PEOPLE'S LIFEFORCES WITH LONG-ASS MOTHERFUCKING TENTACLES! HOW DO YOU NOT PUT THAT IN YOUR MOVIE BY NOW?! YOU PUT IN FUCKING TOAD, AND THAT GUY WAS A BITCH! AND RAY PARK SUCKS ASS! DARTH MAUL? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? EAT MY DICK.

Reasons For Props:

-Xavier's still bald as fuck.

Reasons For Non-Props:

-Cameron Bright, the little kid from Birth (AKA: Johnathan Glazer, You Are A Son Of A Bitch, That Kid Don't Deserve To See Them Titties, Go Make A Sequel To Sexy Beast Or Go Back To Directing Awesome Radiohead And Massive Attack Videos, You Asshole. Stupidity Isn't Art.) is in it, and he's just fucked up scary.

Reasons For Props:

-"Don't you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut, bitch!"

Reasons For Non-Props:

-"Don't you know who I am? I'm Juggernaut, bitch!"
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